Buster Hyman

Couldn't do much worse than the last 6!

Anyway...many thanks Kilty. Always an honour.

Seeing we're on a theme...

c52

"Yeah, it has a lot of eager, happy, smiling people in it, but I'm blowed if I can see how you're going to use it in a Christmas TV advert for Morrisons."

c52

The tin contains a great big block of chocolate, and the solder is thinking, 'It's mine, and all for me'.

Wensleydale

Brian had developed a new method of mine clearance. Running with the tin of chocolate, he would suddenly stop just before the tapes and take cover.

c52

As part of the US's commitment to international development, natives are taught to play rugby, even if it is necessary to improvise the ball.

c52

Nike return to the drawing board in an attempt to reinvent the running shoe.

Ascend Charlie

The sergeant was plainly going to win the "Standing still on one leg" contest - all the others are about to fall over.

Kiltrash

Eilain and I were teaching them rudimentary ball skills, little did we realise OJ Simpson had been conscripted

Kiltrash

VAR check and Handball is given

Kiltrash

WHATDUYAMEAN you found it over there, ticking …..

Kiltrash

Tamara Ecclestones jewel case is found in the desert. Hank hurries to return it ….yeah right....

Kiltrash

Having been on a third tour of Iraq, Hank is surprised the children all callout 'Daddy'

Kiltrash

Having found the evidence that clears the President of Impeachment charges, Hank hurries back to base.' There be medals in this tin' he dreams

Kiltrash

"What's the name of that blasted Indian? "

treadigraph

He scores! He shoots!

622

"We have been trying to get them to play football for three weeks solid, but its no good, they cant organise a team, learn the rules or even wear correct footwear"

..said Abdul aged 13

Buster Hyman

(Ineligible) "Hey kids. It was great playing with you but none of have the required skills to make it sorry. However, fear not. The Russians will be here after us & they have all the "good stuff" that can make you into elite athletes!"

ShyTorque

United Nations were later called in to investigate reports of blatant popcorn theft.

Kiltrash

Senior Pilots post makes no sense with regard to the picture, but since when was that a pre requisite?.
However....
Could have been worse than Iraq, we might have been playing in Denver this weekend

Kiltrash

Upon seeing this picture Trump finally realises what he did with the Nuclear Football on his last trip to Afghanistan.