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Search: Posts Made By: ShyTorque
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Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jul 2023, 17:42
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

"Now Bloggs, when I said: 'Go for the landing...

"Now Bloggs, when I said: 'Go for the landing light', that's not what I meant!"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Jun 2023, 06:23
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Do you mind? I’m trying to use the outside toilet!

Do you mind? I’m trying to use the outside toilet!
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jun 2023, 07:45
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Hurry up and take the godammed picture, this...

Hurry up and take the godammed picture, this stepladder is wobbly!
Forum: Military Aviation
26th May 2023, 09:02
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Drum kit, yes, it's yours. Flag? Alright, if...

Drum kit, yes, it's yours.

Flag? Alright, if you must.

But you're only having my sword if you tap me on the shoulder with it first!
Forum: Military Aviation
21st May 2023, 07:22
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Quick throw a bucket of water on them, or before...

Quick throw a bucket of water on them, or before you know it the airfield will be full of baby Chinooks!
Forum: Military Aviation
7th May 2023, 12:12
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

That’s strange. I’ve just received a video taken...

That’s strange. I’ve just received a video taken looking down from a drone. It shows a soldier with epaulettes and a flat cap and one wearing dark brown, a helmet and carrying a rifle!

How...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Apr 2023, 17:15
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

In the words of Victor Meldrew…. I don’t...

In the words of Victor Meldrew…. I don’t beliiiiieve it!
My apology but I’m away on a travelling holiday and have no chance of learning how to post a photo from my mobile phone, not that I have any...
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Apr 2023, 15:44
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Nichola Sturgeon just asked how she could get a...

Nichola Sturgeon just asked how she could get a royal pardon…….now she’s taken all her clothes off and dived head first up the front of my kilt!
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Apr 2023, 16:25
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

I say Charles, are they your knees or are your...

I say Charles, are they your knees or are your flies undone?
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Apr 2023, 16:04
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

(Not a caption). What a cracking picture!

(Not a caption). What a cracking picture!
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Apr 2023, 05:25
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Sudden realisation that she was in fact the only...

Sudden realisation that she was in fact the only female in the troop came as an untimely shock to the poor Sergeant Elspeth.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Apr 2023, 20:41
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

The first one to touch my eggs gets it!

The first one to touch my eggs gets it!
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Apr 2023, 23:13
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

I tell you, it’s a mad world….. if you admit...

I tell you, it’s a mad world….. if you admit you’re having mental issues they book you an appointment with HIM.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Apr 2023, 01:42
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Gladys was always known as a bit of fanny.

Gladys was always known as a bit of fanny.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Apr 2023, 20:01
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“The chap who converted it for me said it’s got...

“The chap who converted it for me said it’s got two dipsticks - but I’ve only found one on the inside”
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Apr 2023, 21:45
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Fuel injection? No, twin choke Weber

Fuel injection?

No, twin choke Weber
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Mar 2023, 06:48
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“We’ve named these bombs in your honour, Sir!” ...

“We’ve named these bombs in your honour, Sir!”

“Of course….what is the name?”

”Fat Boy….”
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Mar 2023, 21:08
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“This is the only dirty magazine you’re going to...

“This is the only dirty magazine you’re going to see from now on!”
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2023, 16:02
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Action Man! Now with moving eyes and gripping...

Action Man! Now with moving eyes and gripping hands. By Palitoy!
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Mar 2023, 19:28
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“I schtill can’t find me top set ov teesh!”

“I schtill can’t find me top set ov teesh!”
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Mar 2023, 15:51
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

"Tom, how much further before we're out of this...

"Tom, how much further before we're out of this inky black flood water?"
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Mar 2023, 13:49
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

"When I said put the turret hatch down, what I...

"When I said put the turret hatch down, what I actually meant was....."

OR:

"Yes, but why are we stuck to the ceiling?"
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Mar 2023, 22:44
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“When you said Michelle was waiting for me in...

“When you said Michelle was waiting for me in bed, this isn’t what I expected to find!”
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Mar 2023, 22:42
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“Dunno, just checked my list…it’s definitely not...

“Dunno, just checked my list…it’s definitely not a TACEVAL inject. I suggest we all back quietly away…”
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Mar 2023, 22:35
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“I say, do you think it’s gone orf?” “Well I...

“I say, do you think it’s gone orf?”

“Well I think something just has, there’s a terrible smell!”
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Mar 2023, 20:19
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“Perhaps it’s a mine….” ”Wella eetsa...

“Perhaps it’s a mine….”

”Wella eetsa definitely not a mine, you’re a welcome to it!”
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Mar 2023, 20:15
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“Thank goodness for that; it’s just stopped...

“Thank goodness for that; it’s just stopped ticking!”
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Feb 2023, 14:06
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

"Thanks for the thought, vicar - but I'd rather...

"Thanks for the thought, vicar - but I'd rather have a few rounds of ammunition!"
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Feb 2023, 17:01
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“Told you we needed a big bait to catch one of...

“Told you we needed a big bait to catch one of these!”
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2023, 22:08
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“The Americans will never find us, way up here,...

“The Americans will never find us, way up here, floating by in a gas balloon!”
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Feb 2023, 17:11
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“Er..this is actually the one that needed a port...

“Er..this is actually the one that needed a port nav light bulb fixing!”
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Feb 2023, 19:15
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“You were only supposed to blow the”……… we...

“You were only supposed to blow the”………

we know the rest, don’t we?
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Feb 2023, 12:12
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

“No, the after effects of your last night’s...

“No, the after effects of your last night’s Vindaloo have definitely NOT worn off - I’m shutting the lid again…..call back in an hour!”
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2023, 20:40
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Robbo: What are you laughing at? That bloke...

Robbo: What are you laughing at?

That bloke by my left door …he’s well camp!
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2023, 20:37
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,337,302
Posted By ShyTorque

Help, one of my front choppers has come out -...

Help, one of my front choppers has come out - DENTIST!
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