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Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jul 2023, 21:20
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Well Hoskins, this is becoming a habit....a...

"Well Hoskins, this is becoming a habit....a shark last time, wasn't it?
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jul 2023, 07:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

Excuse me, but people normally join the mile high...

Excuse me, but people normally join the mile high club in the toilets.....
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jul 2023, 18:38
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Sorry Sir...forgot to bring my...

"Sorry Sir...forgot to bring my thermals!"
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jul 2023, 18:37
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

Which idiot beater flushed that one up,...

Which idiot beater flushed that one up, McHoskins??
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jun 2023, 11:53
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"No, I definitely do not wish to sit anywhere...

"No, I definitely do not wish to sit anywhere near a window....."
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jun 2023, 09:41
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

Well, it is said that Putin likes not to just...

Well, it is said that Putin likes not to just defeat his opponents, but crush them.....
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Jun 2023, 05:49
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"All we hear is.....Radio Ga Ga....."

"All we hear is.....Radio Ga Ga....."
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jun 2023, 09:21
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

Hoskins discovered far too late that VTOL had yet...

Hoskins discovered far too late that VTOL had yet to be invented....
Forum: Military Aviation
6th May 2023, 13:49
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Hey Sergei, given we're running out of artillery...

"Hey Sergei, given we're running out of artillery shells, why don't we catapult pigs into Kyiv? It seems to work on here?"
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Apr 2023, 12:51
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Er...Hoskins, when the AOC's wife said she...

"Er...Hoskins, when the AOC's wife said she really wanted a 'rampant rabbit'.....that's not what she meant!"
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Apr 2023, 08:57
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Novichock is best wine in Russia......you must...

"Novichock is best wine in Russia......you must try some..."
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Apr 2023, 08:56
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

(not a caption) No problem Joli - apologies been...

(not a caption) No problem Joli - apologies been offline a bit this week.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Apr 2023, 12:15
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Hoskins, clean your ears out - I said I wanted...

"Hoskins, clean your ears out - I said I wanted them in a tartan twin set, not a tart in a twin jet...."
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Apr 2023, 08:29
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Why do they keep calling me "fod"?

"Why do they keep calling me "fod"?
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Mar 2023, 18:14
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Dear, when you said we were getting something...

"Dear, when you said we were getting something with a turret, I was rather hoping for a castle....."
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2023, 12:54
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"I was told that this is where all the big nobs...

"I was told that this is where all the big nobs hang out......"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2023, 13:50
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

Possibly a mistake to let Tom Cruise do the...

Possibly a mistake to let Tom Cruise do the latest "Alien" remake....
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2023, 10:44
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce...

"Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2023, 10:42
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Yeah, it's much easier backing it in, then you...

"Yeah, it's much easier backing it in, then you can fly it out forwards when you get there....."
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Jan 2023, 13:56
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"We fitted all the parts, sir, just not...

"We fitted all the parts, sir, just not necessarily in the right order...."


(with apologies to Eric Morecambe :) )
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jan 2023, 07:21
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"No no, you daft hap'orth, I said buy a MIG...

"No no, you daft hap'orth, I said buy a MIG welder......!"
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jan 2023, 07:27
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

With apologies to George Lucas.. "You were...

With apologies to George Lucas..

"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the media, not join them! You were to bring balance to the monarchy, not leave it in darkness".....
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Nov 2022, 12:19
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

".....and I recommend you never to go above 1st...

".....and I recommend you never to go above 1st floor of any building. Very dangerous!"
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Oct 2022, 09:01
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Hoskins, that beard and moustache set is not...

"Hoskins, that beard and moustache set is not regulation!"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Oct 2022, 11:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"There I was, underneath the desk, cowed, in a...

"There I was, underneath the desk, cowed, in a bin fire, nothing on it but the maker's name.......
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Oct 2022, 15:09
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Hello. Mummy used to spend time getting to know...

"Hello. Mummy used to spend time getting to know her Prime Ministers, but I suggest we skip that bit as there's not much point, is there?"
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Oct 2022, 08:36
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

Well Hoskins did say he wanted his steak brazed?

Well Hoskins did say he wanted his steak brazed?
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Oct 2022, 18:09
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

The CST is on it way via, avoiding that bridge in...

The CST is on it way via, avoiding that bridge in Crimea. Russian investigators have posted this picture, which they say definitively identifies the culprit.

...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Oct 2022, 18:06
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

The results are in.... Some cracking puns...

The results are in....

Some cracking puns this time!

Honorable Mentions for all of these :)

Chu Chu - Of course it doesn't reach the other building. Everyone knows airplanes have cockpits,...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Oct 2022, 08:50
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

(not a caption) Judging around 1900 GMT today, or...

(not a caption) Judging around 1900 GMT today, or whenever I've finshed my tea :)
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Oct 2022, 17:10
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

(Not a caption) Apologies for lateness, busy busy...

(Not a caption) Apologies for lateness, busy busy yesterday.
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Oct 2022, 17:09
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/720x900/fb_img_1664179324457_2302eb6951e06846b5c418aae397e924dff4e564.jpg
Hoping we've not had this one before :)
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Oct 2022, 13:27
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

Excellent shooting soldier, you'll soon be able...

Excellent shooting soldier, you'll soon be able to shoot your wife and her lover with one shot - you just have to wait till she's giving him head.....
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Sep 2022, 07:06
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

"Jimmy! Get Dad's tractor and we'll take it...

"Jimmy! Get Dad's tractor and we'll take it home!"
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Sep 2022, 08:16
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,989
Posted By andytug

Due to an admin error, the design contract for...

Due to an admin error, the design contract for the "flying boat" was awarded to the Royal Dockyard Chatham, and this was the result....
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