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Forum: Military Aviation
28th Feb 2022, 06:43
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

The pilot in the background, looking to distance...

The pilot in the background, looking to distance and thinking "well, I've always wanted to be a painter."
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Feb 2022, 20:58
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

HSE strikes again. Protective helmet, hivis...

HSE strikes again.
Protective helmet, hivis suit, oxygen mask, I'll find my own runway out.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Dec 2021, 16:46
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Max giving a whole new meaning for short cutting.

Max giving a whole new meaning for short cutting.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Dec 2021, 16:07
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Yes ma'am, you do need to provide a valid Covid...

Yes ma'am, you do need to provide a valid Covid pass before we can let you enter the public area of Buckingham palace.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Dec 2021, 05:57
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Sun Tzu: Great leaders lead from the front. ...

Sun Tzu: Great leaders lead from the front.
Putin: Khorosho, ready to leave for Kiev.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Dec 2021, 11:56
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

To Boris and Joe: I dare you, who blinks first?...

To Boris and Joe: I dare you, who blinks first? Love, Vlad.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Nov 2021, 08:12
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

You think you have a big gun? My gatling has a...

You think you have a big gun? My gatling has a cockpit and spits out 155mm shells. Top that!
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Nov 2021, 08:31
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Aren't we excellent, the instructions were to...

Aren't we excellent, the instructions were to break the ac outline on the ground with patterns, but I am sure we'll make our names in the mentions for making 'em stealthier in the air too by clogging...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Aug 2021, 09:47
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Luckily it's missing air only on the underside,...

Luckily it's missing air only on the underside, rotate it half a turn and it'll be good to go.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Aug 2021, 07:35
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Ah, this is a caption of Married with Children...

Ah, this is a caption of Married with Children 2021
Peggy to Marcy: Wait till he finds out what I put in his hat
Al to Steve: Wait till she finds out what I put in her purse
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jun 2021, 07:33
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

1958 caption of the King's Regiment paced for a...

1958 caption of the King's Regiment paced for a ferry cross the Mersey. Photo credit to certain young lad Gerry and his pacemakers.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jun 2021, 09:29
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Baldrick! The mask does not protect you properly...

Baldrick! The mask does not protect you properly if you wear it under your nose. Not that it would matter much with chlorine gas but a regulation is a regulation, and in the army we follow the...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Jun 2021, 05:05
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

No Mav, this is not a good idea! Sorry Goose,...

No Mav, this is not a good idea!
Sorry Goose, its time to buzz the hangar.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Jun 2021, 19:08
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Who does my AAA battalion have to shoot to get...

Who does my AAA battalion have to shoot to get some butter with my corn?
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Jun 2021, 19:00
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

No no no I said "Cornholio guy", not "corn and...

No no no I said "Cornholio guy", not "corn and oil guys". Take this away and show me the latest Beavis and Butthead.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Jun 2021, 18:54
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Yes Great Leader, the 28 million hectares of corn...

Yes Great Leader, the 28 million hectares of corn planted by comrade Khrushchev in 1954 has paid off. All this has now been harvested. In your face, decadent capitalist countries.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Jun 2021, 11:04
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

When children asked Wikstrom to share the...

When children asked Wikstrom to share the bubbles, he went the Bob Dylan way: its blowing in the wind.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Jun 2021, 08:58
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Bond and Goldfinger reveal their deepest secrets...

Bond and Goldfinger reveal their deepest secrets at the local SM club: ball busting is so last season, this is all the rage now.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd May 2021, 07:29
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

someone told Darth Vader that even pilots obey...

someone told Darth Vader that even pilots obey the marshaller and the Marshaller Empire was born.

OR

The Force was strong on Luke, but as Darth Vader found out that even pilots obey the...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2021, 06:02
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

We were promised asylum as we boarded, but this...

We were promised asylum as we boarded, but this is not India!
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2021, 06:17
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

We have finally found out what this is. This is...

We have finally found out what this is. This is the Wolfman Jacks secret agent spy-scope. That pulls in the moon, and the stars and the planets - and the satellites and the little bitty space men.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2021, 06:12
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

"Colour to colour, the rest together..." ...and...

"Colour to colour, the rest together..."
...and after the smoke has dissipated we'll have the electrical engineer to check the connections.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2021, 12:09
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Eventually the soviets found use for the...

Eventually the soviets found use for the Chernobyls post box. They tested it as a long distance radiation dispenser. After the usefulness of this invention was realized they turned to short range...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th May 2021, 10:47
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

The result of Ryanairs latest earnings idea:...

The result of Ryanairs latest earnings idea: Customs duties for the flight crew, sniffing the SLF+freight for unwanted materials. As an additional bonus the flight crew happily works for dogs treats.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th May 2021, 08:45
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

The ATC loved cptn Sport, he's the first pilot...

The ATC loved cptn Sport, he's the first pilot who really followed given instructions without going solo.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th May 2021, 07:50
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Cptn Buddy was known for drooling over hostesses.

Cptn Buddy was known for drooling over hostesses.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th May 2021, 03:49
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

The two brain cells of [name the politician of...

The two brain cells of [name the politician of your choice] are eventually about to collide after a fierce chase bt another.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th May 2021, 02:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

BAe, Lockheed Martin and Boeing were having a...

BAe, Lockheed Martin and Boeing were having a very high flying brainstorming session on new lo cost f16 replacement.

or

The very best brains in the industry were flown in to solve the MCAS...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th May 2021, 11:25
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

The Royal Mail and its novel pizza drone for...

The Royal Mail and its novel pizza drone for remote islands.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th May 2021, 08:54
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Dr Evil (on the right): You think Orson Welles...

Dr Evil (on the right): You think Orson Welles and his war of the worlds broadcast caused mass hysteria? That was nothing. Wait till we get this thing flying around, we'll get centuries of UFO...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th May 2021, 08:09
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Well, the air force did ask for a chrome dome,...

Well, the air force did ask for a chrome dome, didn't they. This fulfills the specs.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th May 2021, 05:23
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

We all know that frisbee flies jolly well, but...

We all know that frisbee flies jolly well, but how do you throw this thing?
Forum: Military Aviation
9th May 2021, 05:19
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

The original Harrier concept with a rotating wing...

The original Harrier concept with a rotating wing VTOL raised some questions.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th May 2021, 05:09
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

Very innovative Hoskins, but how do we reach the...

Very innovative Hoskins, but how do we reach the pitot tube for pre-flight check?
Forum: Military Aviation
6th May 2021, 13:47
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,343,137
Posted By Beamr

For the very last time: this is not the mk. XXX...

For the very last time: this is not the mk. XXX and I was not on a beer flight. Would you please tell your ground crew to stop searching for alcohol.
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