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Forum: Military Aviation
18th Apr 2023, 22:50
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

All good until the “Workplace Health and Safety...

All good until the “Workplace Health and Safety Monitor” arrives and requires them to don Orange Day-Glo vests over the Camouflage.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Mar 2023, 17:41
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

“And there you have it Ladies and Gentlemen,...

“And there you have it Ladies and Gentlemen, truth and transparency at long last! Because as everyone, especially in the USA, knows. ‘if an Actress/Celebrity says something it must be...
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Mar 2023, 18:25
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Divide and conquer…sounds like a clever plan by...

Divide and conquer…sounds like a clever plan by the Chinese. Send messages of support to Putrid in Moscow while undermining support for him in the East. Forward planning by them is for decades ahead....
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Mar 2023, 18:33
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

One wonders what physcopathic, murdering thug...

One wonders what physcopathic, murdering thug would rise to the top of the swamp scum this time.
”Wash, rinse, repeat” aka “ Here we go again!”
I can hear it now: “We will hold free and democratic...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Mar 2023, 18:49
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

My thought was….”There. goes the RFM!”

My thought was….”There. goes the RFM!”
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Mar 2023, 20:42
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

A quick summary 300,000 dead caused by trying to...

A quick summary 300,000 dead caused by trying to attack a swampy salient surrounded on 3 sides by defenders on higher ground. Did not work out well. Common sense did not prevail. Canada alone...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Mar 2023, 17:02
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

The smart move…remember The Battle of...

The smart move…remember The Battle of Passchendaele, also known as the Third Battle of Ypres during WW1.
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2023, 17:09
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

JOKE No problem re the Typhoon and tanker...

JOKE
No problem re the Typhoon and tanker support: take some tankers, sheep-dip them, put an Exxon or Shell sign on them and a notice that states they accept Visa/ Mastercard and Debit. Open for...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Feb 2023, 20:51
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Joke. A military friend used to call yearly...

Joke. A military friend used to call yearly exercises “ The Annual Firing of the Shell “ which after missing by a mile, would be retrieved after a long search, polished up for use next year and...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Feb 2023, 18:03
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Attacks using tanks with no infantry support is...

Attacks using tanks with no infantry support is not a real good idea.
Conversely attacks using infantry with no tank or other armoured support is not a good idea either.
Both are lose, lose...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2023, 17:00
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

I am sure he would. Photo from Time Maps. ...

I am sure he would. Photo from Time Maps.
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1586x1293/357c4b20_5cf5_4e43_a407_58a63e9abee0_c528002b207048c358eedbd2f182142f51ac8db7.jpeg
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jan 2023, 18:19
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Well….what. % of the US population still believes...

Well….what. % of the US population still believes the 2020 election was stolen?
That is. with an unfettered media. +-

Now take complete control of all media in Russia and arrest those who do not...
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Jan 2023, 12:46
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Pardon my rant. It seems that the preferred...

Pardon my rant.
It seems that the preferred breakfast dish at that meeting was “Waffles”. Stacks and stacks of them smothered in a lot of sweet syrupy talk.

Not in any way reminiscent of...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jan 2023, 22:58
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

I think a lot of international arms sale come...

I think a lot of international arms sale come with a clause that does not allow the purchasing country to sell / give / transfer the weapon or associated technology to any other country or entity...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Jan 2023, 20:32
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

“I have a great idea…bring lots of explosives and...

“I have a great idea…bring lots of explosives and flammable stuff then let’s all hide down a massive salt mine that our enemies have the blueprints for. We’ll be safe there!
What could go wrong?”...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Dec 2022, 14:22
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find...

One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

A trip to the cleansing, all consuming, fire pits of Mount Doom seems to be in...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Dec 2022, 18:11
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Reminded me of this gem from “The Incomplete Book...

Reminded me of this gem from “The Incomplete Book of Failures” (The Official Handbook of the Not-Terribly-Good Club ) a very amusing book by Stephen Pile ISBN 0-7737-1035-3
...
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Dec 2022, 22:09
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1080x1440/9e69873e_b418_4c9e_b9cf_324718084ca7_84d09ea6fc515c3fa350f897f56c061204c9580f.jpeg
This may lead to an escalation! Putrid and his fans...
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Dec 2022, 21:53
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

So some war profiteer has one in Western Ukraine...

So some war profiteer has one in Western Ukraine and wants to sell it?
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Dec 2022, 14:32
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

“Those who do not study history are bound to...

“Those who do not study history are bound to repeat it.”
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make them all yourself!”
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Dec 2022, 00:30
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

So Putrid is basically admitting that previous...

So Putrid is basically admitting that previous attacks were random attacks against civilians with no military targets in mind. Interesting!
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Nov 2022, 19:15
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Perhaps they can send one to Putrid at his...

Perhaps they can send one to Putrid at his mansion.
You know, just as a neighbourly “House Warming Gift”.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Nov 2022, 18:11
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Unfortunately, Usertim, from everything we are...

Unfortunately, Usertim, from everything we are seeing at the moment it appears that the Russians and their leaders are, in fact and deed, really stupid.
Opening this thread every morning is preceded...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Oct 2022, 16:43
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

My fear is that if Putrid is given a quick “Base...

My fear is that if Putrid is given a quick “Base Jumping for Dictators’ (Sans Parachute) Course” that he will be replaced with a more competent, fanatical, bloodthirsty warmonger.
Best case would be...
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Oct 2022, 13:52
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Perhaps the Ukrainians can repair and repurpose...

Perhaps the Ukrainians can repair and repurpose one of the Iranian drones to deliver a “Happy Belated Birthday” gag gift at Putrid’s mansion on the Black Sea.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Oct 2022, 20:59
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Putrid reminds me of the school bully when his...

Putrid reminds me of the school bully when his victim finally fights back and kicks him in the crotch then beats him to the ground.
At first the bully screams “I’ll kill you” so the victim decides...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Oct 2022, 01:37
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Hopefully they can be taken out before...

Hopefully they can be taken out before deployment.
If the Russians’ big plan is to strike north or east from Crimea…good way to telegraph their brilliant plan by sending those tanks together across...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Sep 2022, 00:59
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

In view of the rapidly approaching winter. ...

In view of the rapidly approaching winter.
Perhaps Canada sending some off the shelf Snow Machines such as the Cam-Am ATV and Ski-doo snow machine may be a good idea.
Very useful in those...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Sep 2022, 16:23
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

The Ukrainians could hack the traffic signal...

The Ukrainians could hack the traffic signal lights to show only green eastbound and red westbound. Chaos would reign and victory would soon follow. The city of Montreal, Canada has perfected just...
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Sep 2022, 21:24
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Perhaps all these former pro-military operation...

Perhaps all these former pro-military operation supporters who, upon being told to report for training and service, are now departing at max speed to a “safe place” can be referred to as “Patriot...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Sep 2022, 19:43
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

“They are not retreating from Ukraine. They are...

“They are not retreating from Ukraine. They are advancing upon Moscow! “ (if only that scenario would come to pass).
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Sep 2022, 19:22
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Well, what welcoming country could he retreat to...

Well, what welcoming country could he retreat to that would not lead to, soon after an electrifying private interview where he would happily reveal certain bank account numbers and the passcodes...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Sep 2022, 18:17
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Hence the grisly term “Trackjam”.

Hence the grisly term “Trackjam”.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Sep 2022, 13:29
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

When I see the destruction of myriad ammunition...

When I see the destruction of myriad ammunition depots I am reminded of the classic line from the “Final Battle” scenes of the movie “Water-world” .
Scene: Tanker exploding in flames
Little girl to...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Sep 2022, 19:06
Replies: 16,445
Views: 18,122,304
Posted By albatross

Hope the hospital doesn’t have windows that open....

Hope the hospital doesn’t have windows that open.
They should change the reports on Russian casualties to include “fell out of a high window in [check one as appropriate] A) Hospital. B) Hotel,
C)...
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