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Old 4th Jun 2020, 16:59
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No no, its not a Birdstrike, it's a Bird Strike! They refuse to fly.
Excellent post Buster, just like 3515
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These long hold times to take off at Heathrow come to a head when my 2doz free range eggs all hatch....
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The bird sh!t explains why Abdul and his mates all wear t towels on their heads
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Well I’m not moving, prayer mats or not, they’re comfortable to sit on.
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And they say we’re dumb, these ragheads fit booster cushions so we can watch TV then put hoods on us.
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Sod Covid 19, I’m more worried about bird flew..
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You sure it’s Kuwait airways and not uwait, we’ve been here hours.
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Old 5th Jun 2020, 03:59
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Excellent post Buster, just like 3515
Indeed, but funnier...
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Old 5th Jun 2020, 04:02
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Sod Covid 19, I’m more worried about bird flew..
Not bad, but #3505 was better...
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While Nutty and Buster carry on their friendly fire in row 63, the rest of the passengers are more concerned about the more important things in life...

Now why at a moment of passion did I cry out ' Ohh Fatima 3.Of course I love you soo much ' when the lights went on it was Shema 8 I was making love to....
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"Who turned on the f***ing lights???"
"Sorry, Abdul, you slept through the f***ing lights, these are the breakfast lights, and you have your choice of eggs..."
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"Which one of you ba$tards said Birdy Num Num?"
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Not bad, but #3505 was better...

I know I had read it, after thinking about having shown you my similar caption, I knew you would trawl through all the entries looking for one similar to one of mine, so I decided to acquiesce to your needs and added a similar one for you to find, that is what friends are for..

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Coming in on a wing and a prayer mat.
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I know I had read it, after thinking about having shown you my similar caption, I knew you would trawl through all the entries looking for one similar to one of mine, so I decided to acquiesce to your needs and added a similar one for you to find, that is what friends are for..

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Old 5th Jun 2020, 12:30
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Falcon cadet to another: "I thought when you went "under the hood" you could still see the instruments?"
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BAe attempt to sell LM the F35 Pilots Helmet for $1Bn. Abdul however shows he can achieve similar kill percentage for $10 a head
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Racing pigeon you said? I thought that was the horses name, I have just bought AP McCoy as the jockey
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No I got them as 'Bankrupt stock ' at Victoria Secrets. The ex small collection, fits a treat
'Who said that'?
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The Red Arabs deploy on their world aerobatic tour with their Hawks.
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