Caption Competition Mk II

[Ascend Charlie]

The rush was on to get to the Senate for the impeachment vote.

[Ascend Charlie]

Private "Parts" Epstein showed the kids that his GPS ankle bracelet must have fallen off, and said it would be great fun if they went with him into the sand dunes to look for it...

[Kiltrash]

Nutty decides not to play and takes his ball home. after all with Buster as the Judge, Jury and executioner he has NO chance.

[Kiltrash]

Jonah Lomu in South Africa 1995 gets in some practice before the semi final

[Kiltrash]

With the AFL taking games to London it was not far off that games were played in Baghdad

[Wensleydale]

In a recent initiative, Helicopter Crews are trained to run away from underage girls.

[Kiltrash]

Pretend its actually the British Army

If the MOD had not spent soo much on the Queen Lz and F35 we could have had a couple of Camels, ah well running is safer than walking

[c52]

"Getting local kids to lark around a bit is enough to write 'distinguished military career' on my CV."

[treadigraph]

Corporal Maxwell Q Klinger brings up the rear as usual, even though he'd swapped his stilettos for a pair of all terrain sandals...

[FinelyChopped]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. OK, that's passed the 10-character minimum. Now for the caption.

BUNDLE!

[lomapaseo]

Guess who farted

[Kiltrash]

I cant believe it, a bunch of middle aged men and kids playing football and not a Man United shirt in sight

[c52]

At the top of his voice: "Hey, mate - I can't remember what the top secret instructions said to do when we'd lured the mob out of the shade of the tree."

[Penny Washers]

Hank knew that he did not have to win the Friday evening race to get the prettiest camel. His tin of camel treats was always going to put him in the front line for their favours.

[Kiltrash]

I know that I signed up for the Presidents Space Force, but this is not the space I imagined

[Kiltrash]

Well I found this old lamp under a rock and when I rubbed it a Genie gave me 3 wishes and I asked for a great big weapon, a great attraction to others and the ability to see in the dark. and this is what I got

[c52]

"And so, as our tour of Crossrail concludes, I'm sure you'll all agree there's no sign at all of any work being done, a tribute to the Considerate Contractors scheme."

[cavuman1]

Young and old alike enjoyed the annual Easter Grenade hunt.

- Ed

[ivor toolbox]

Yep...we told them you were Tom Cruise!
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[MPN11]

If only Carlsberg made Baggage Loaders at airports.