Caption Competition Mk II

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Not a Caption. Buster has gone missing; he has had the call from Goodison Park

Couldn't do much worse than the last 6!

Anyway...many thanks Kilty. Always an honour.

Seeing we're on a theme...

[c52]

"Yeah, it has a lot of eager, happy, smiling people in it, but I'm blowed if I can see how you're going to use it in a Christmas TV advert for Morrisons."

[c52]

The tin contains a great big block of chocolate, and the solder is thinking, 'It's mine, and all for me'.

[Wensleydale]

Brian had developed a new method of mine clearance. Running with the tin of chocolate, he would suddenly stop just before the tapes and take cover.

[c52]

As part of the US's commitment to international development, natives are taught to play rugby, even if it is necessary to improvise the ball.

[c52]

Nike return to the drawing board in an attempt to reinvent the running shoe.

[Ascend Charlie]

The sergeant was plainly going to win the "Standing still on one leg" contest - all the others are about to fall over.

[Kiltrash]

Eilain and I were teaching them rudimentary ball skills, little did we realise OJ Simpson had been conscripted

[Kiltrash]

VAR check and Handball is given

[Kiltrash]

WHATDUYAMEAN you found it over there, ticking …..

[Kiltrash]

Tamara Ecclestones jewel case is found in the desert. Hank hurries to return it ….yeah right....

[Kiltrash]

Having been on a third tour of Iraq, Hank is surprised the children all callout 'Daddy'

[Kiltrash]

Having found the evidence that clears the President of Impeachment charges, Hank hurries back to base.' There be medals in this tin' he dreams

[Kiltrash]

"What's the name of that blasted Indian? "

[treadigraph]

He scores! He shoots!

[622]

"We have been trying to get them to play football for three weeks solid, but its no good, they cant organise a team, learn the rules or even wear correct footwear"

..said Abdul aged 13

[Buster Hyman]

(Ineligible) "Hey kids. It was great playing with you but none of have the required skills to make it sorry. However, fear not. The Russians will be here after us & they have all the "good stuff" that can make you into elite athletes!"

[ShyTorque]

United Nations were later called in to investigate reports of blatant popcorn theft.

[Kiltrash]

Senior Pilots post makes no sense with regard to the picture, but since when was that a pre requisite?.
However....
Could have been worse than Iraq, we might have been playing in Denver this weekend

[Kiltrash]

Upon seeing this picture Trump finally realises what he did with the Nuclear Football on his last trip to Afghanistan.