Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk III

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk III

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 4th Jun 2023, 06:26
  #20121 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
All was well till the Pilot walked to the farmhouse and the farmer's wife spoke Russian...
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 06:26
  #20122 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,492
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
Bessie the Cow was about to experience artificial insemination for the first & last time!
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 06:28
  #20123 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Just then the Autopilot reconnected and made a perfect 3 point landing....the Daily Mail reported the Pilot had been abducted by Aliens.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 06:32
  #20124 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Upon searching the aircraft maintenance records this led the investigators to Nuttys locker and the stash of three inch locking nuts.

Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 06:33
  #20125 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
...at least the hole In the ground will provide a watering hole for the cows....
( Hope the navigator also got out )
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 06:55
  #20126 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Well that's nice to be out....said Schofield
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 07:04
  #20127 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
It's not the speed that kills....it's how you stop...
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 07:04
  #20128 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,563
Likes: 0
Received 45 Likes on 30 Posts
Combine Ops?
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 07:12
  #20129 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,563
Likes: 0
Received 45 Likes on 30 Posts
Its Friday: early (hay) stack.
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 07:13
  #20130 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,563
Likes: 0
Received 45 Likes on 30 Posts
Bull night?
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 07:49
  #20131 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,625
Received 296 Likes on 164 Posts
The tractor driver was henceforth known as a WIWNGHBAL...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 07:50
  #20132 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,625
Received 296 Likes on 164 Posts
Oi dived my Lightning through your 'aystack last night (ooh arr ooh arr!)
treadigraph is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 07:52
  #20133 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,625
Received 296 Likes on 164 Posts
Oh bugger! That's right where we buried the village time capsule last week...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 08:22
  #20134 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,959
Received 2,858 Likes on 1,225 Posts
Clarkson looks on at Hammonds latest failure.
NutLoose is online now  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 08:31
  #20135 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,959
Received 2,858 Likes on 1,225 Posts
That’s three greens, gear down, Lightning down and pilot down…
NutLoose is online now  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 08:34
  #20136 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,959
Received 2,858 Likes on 1,225 Posts
I told the gamekeeper to organise a shoot, not a bloody chute..
NutLoose is online now  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 08:48
  #20137 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,625
Received 296 Likes on 164 Posts
If I don't appear In John Nichol's new book, I'll be bloody furious!
treadigraph is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 09:57
  #20138 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
He paid the extra for Speedy Exit..
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 09:58
  #20139 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Later Farmer Nichols tried to persuade his son not to enter the RAF
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 4th Jun 2023, 10:01
  #20140 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Keep off the grass....
Kiltrash is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.