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Old 5th Jun 2023, 11:02
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Lacking an IL-76, the Russian rustlers improvised...
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At a secret Oxen airbase...
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Right, lets see if they complain that the in-flight rations are not fresh this time!
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Amazon's UAV delivers Busters new sex toy.
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Locals reported a veritable sh*t storm
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Heath Robinson, there has to be a simpler way to make minced beef for tonight's Bolognaise...
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At Monaco last week, motoring journalists got their first good look at the secrets of Red Bull's cunning floor. Christian Horner was not pleased.
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Amazon's UAV delivers Busters new sex toy.
After trying yours, I needed the larger size...
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This is a load of old bull!
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Sorry this is far toooo tempting…
Hoskins I meant the CO wife not farmer John old cow!,

with apologies to anyone offended
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Error in transcription results in first successful firing from helicopter of wire-guided COW missile.
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Hoskins, the manual says to lift the cowling. If there weren’t any calves, you at least could have found a heifer.
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Don't stand udder a slung load, me old chief used to tell me..
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Economical too, it can do quite a few miles to the pint.
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100' should tenderise...
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Meanwhile, above the backstreets of Pamplona, a member of the El Toro Special Forces fast ropes in.
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At least it comes with its own wire strike cutters fitted!
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The cow, named Goddess, was airlifted after suffering injuries in an apparent fight. Soon after arriving at the hospital, vets announced her condition as "delicious".
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UFO - Unidentified Flying Offal
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Houstons, we heifer problem...
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