Caption Competition Mk III

[Buster Hyman]

...and it's rated to hold a Battalions worth of fatigues. In good weather, the washing will be dry in no time & the lads can crack on with the job!

[Buster Hyman]

"It sees into your soul, reads minds, and has X-ray vision. Right now, it's telling me that Sgt. Baldy there has a big stick that he wants to hit me with!"

[treadigraph]

It's basically a high tec crystal ball. Would you like to know your future, Sir?

[fdr]

“ I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.”

[622]

Well Corporal, did the top secret Brain scrubber work?
...Difficult to tell with this test subject Sir....

[NutLoose]

It automatically detects if Wiggy's quotas are being met and shoots those that are surplus to that figure, I have to warn you Gentlemen, as you have no women present you'd better start running...


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[NutLoose]

Well Gentlemen, it brought on this beard growth, so we will see if it can restore your hair.

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

So if you jump the red light, it fires an armoured piercing round that I guarantee will stop your car.

[treadigraph]

Oh it's very sophisticated electronics Sir - but, yes, gaffer tape is essential for its deployment...

[treadigraph]

Would you mind putting your hat on Sir, the reflections are disrupting the optics...

[Kiltrash]

No we can't use it in all weather's....it gets rusty, anyone got some WD40??

[Kiltrash]

Well we designed it for the bomb squad...but it went into survival mode ...for Danger Pay..

[Kiltrash]

It can be used to answer questions in Parliament....says a lot but does **** all

[Kiltrash]

Almost ready for deployment Sir, just need to add a few more Health and Safety instructions...

[Kiltrash]

Yes, it does have a few Nut(s)loose, but Buster here has a huge torque wrench behind his back..

[Kiltrash]

Yes, the England team are trialing it as a bowler to face the Aussies in the Ashes, you should just see it's Googlie(s)

[sealo0]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Yes, the England team are trialing it as a bowler to face the Aussies in the Ashes, you should just see it's Goodlie(s)

we called it moali

[Kiltrash]

Donno what's wrong with it sir all it keeps saying is " I'll be back "

[Kiltrash]

• Bob Morton: What are your Prime Directives?
• RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.

Well we can soon sort that, said the Minister