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Old 9th Jun 2023, 16:39
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Ah Doctor thank goodness your here ..it keeps saying ' Upgrade ..Upgrade " but the boffins at UNIT. are flummoxed...
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Old 9th Jun 2023, 16:42
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Amazing what you can make out of Lego* ....
* Other painful children's educational toys are available
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Old 9th Jun 2023, 16:44
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Ah Prince Philip, perhaps we should cut out the " dlitty eyes " reference from the 6 o'clock news...
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Old 9th Jun 2023, 16:59
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Yes warrant officer, this will keep the bastards off your grass.


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Old 9th Jun 2023, 18:24
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Judging c. 0800 Z tomorrow.
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So to ensure there are sufficient Strawberries for Wimbledon with the shortage of cheap foreign labour that Brexit has provided we are pleased to reveal Robopicker.... See Minister, the Military come to the rescue of the Government ...again..
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Old 9th Jun 2023, 19:26
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BAe were asked to re-engineer the ' cats eye ' ...and this was their solution...
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 00:47
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We’ve named it the Aye Aye sir!
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 04:10
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Could someone please google the instruction manual……
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 05:07
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Bloody Evri - the rest of it was left outside someone's front door in Wantage...
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 05:38
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Yes it goes up to 40' so we can look over the Berlin Wall and see what the East Germans are up to....
The Berlin wall came down in 1989...
Yes it's a long time from a OR to delivery ...

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Old 10th Jun 2023, 05:45
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Cleverly disguised, it can look over a garden wall and record naked officers.
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 05:51
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Yes it's not only IR its Xray as well ...and a nice lingerie set you have on Sir.
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 05:53
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...and finally...
It's been designed to safely recover the Golf balls from the base driving range....now that Cpl Kiltrash has been sent here..
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 11:27
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It can distinguish you from BoJo at 30,000 yards in the wilderness.
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 11:37
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What do you call it??
Triggers Broom... Its had 9 legs and 7 heads
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 13:12
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So £35 million and you coudn't get it to sit level?
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 13:59
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Sir, would you ike to see it erect?
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 15:23
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...and if we all gather round in a couple of hours, it will project the Champions League Final ..
Not for me said Sir Alex...
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 15:24
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My Robbie the robot has let himself go over the past years.
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