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Old 10th Jun 2023, 15:26
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...and finally..FINALLY...
Yes yes I think the results are comming off the vidiprinter ..soon...from SLXO...
SLXO? I don't seem to recognise that IACO code ..
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 15:28
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And this should allow us to gaze into the female* quarters from the comfort of your own room, I intend to set up a subscription service..

* other sexes available.
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 15:32
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While I applaud you for finding a use for redundant Jaguar laser designators, couldn’t we simply use a tape measure?
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"And this device also does shaving and haircuts, to make everyone look Military, young and fit. Happy with that, RSM?"
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Yeh it's a nice piece of kit Sir, but by the time we remove all the safety pins and slacken the lock rings, the enemy has buggered off.
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Old 10th Jun 2023, 21:14
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Excuse me Sir, why does it remind you of a Top Gear Challenge?


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Old 10th Jun 2023, 21:42
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This is the R1D1 version, we envisage the next generation being about the size of a small dustbin..
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 08:46
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Apologies for the 24 hr delay, my plans were changed for me

Two members of the Regiment in the photo and not a single Rock joke - I'm impressed!

Temporary Commander CAPCOM's commendation for valuable services to morale:
Kiltrash, 'Ah Mr Wigston, I presume.....what are you doing here, you were sacked a couple of days ago...Johnny, please show him the door.'

Large number of potential winners but the mental drawing pin selected:
622, 'We have spent three weeks translating the messages it has been sending / receiving since it arrived from another galaxy..

and ...

..well Sir, It was asked it had found intelligent life ........ and it just laughed back!'


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Old 11th Jun 2023, 12:00
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Well...yes...of course we could have just used a Go-Pro...but I mean....just look at this thing!
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 14:40
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Caption waiting for picture...The last conservative MP to stand down please turn off the lights.
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 14:49
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Caption waiting for picture...The last conservative MP to stand down please turn off the lights.


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Old 11th Jun 2023, 15:10
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"Waiter! This Sturgeon's a bit fishy!"
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 15:24
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Damm you Buster ....just about was I ...
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 16:16
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Many thanks ....well, I expect this will bring a few comments...

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Old 11th Jun 2023, 16:19
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Bojo during happier times!
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 16:23
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Never mind boris come back to my place we’re having a party
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 16:34
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Oi, Boris, have you seen this?

That's minute Ken!

No, it's mine and it's actually an eft...
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 18:00
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I congratulate you Boris, being elected the Mayor of London,
Sorry there's no money in City Hall,
Or
Can I have a Peerage??
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 18:02
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I just had all the bike racks removed ..with your BMI you won't need them.
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