Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Can I write the forward for your autobiography??

[Kiltrash]

Welcome to the Masons, we're great at chiseling a block of granite

[cavuman1]

As the sign says - here's how you get an infection.

- Ed

[Ascend Charlie]

"You keep doing that, Boris, you will get tennis elbow and go blind!"

[jolihokistix]

ED, you say? Inability to get an election is not the end of the world.

[Buster Hyman]

Oh hell! I always forget when I'm at Madam Tussauds!

[Buster Hyman]

"Aaaand in the Right corner....Stone Cold Boris Johnston!!!"

[Kiltrash]

BZZZTTT..ha ha works every time, the shock handshake .

[Kiltrash]

Come and stay with me, ..
We can have cosy fireside chats over a glass of Glenspey....
or
My wife wants another baby but after my ' operation' I can't supply

[Kiltrash]

I have a nice Motorhome, I got it from that nice Ms Sturgeon, you can stay in, so the press can't find you.

[Kiltrash]

Same here, funny init, your phone book has all the rich and powerful but when your out of office no one calls

[Kiltrash]

Boris finally realises that the Thames Estuary Airport was never built.

[Buster Hyman]

After the Zipline incident, Boris was highly protective of his Giblets!

[jolihokistix]

Slave to the rhythm.
At the party afterwards, Ken playfully invited Boris to grab his crotch like Michael Jackson.

[Dan Gerous]

Well done, you've won. What now?

[sealo0]

Damn you Ken! You lost that means I have to run London but but I wanted to rule the world!

[Kiltrash]

Boris protects his big red knob from outside interference.....

Added ..Kim wishes he had one .

[Kiltrash]

Cummon Boris, as PM with the highest security clearance, what's the story with ****** Airlines.
Quick off to PPRuNe Towers, he mentioned THAT Airline.

[Big Pistons Forever]

See my plan is to give Putin the “look” and watch him give up the war !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Now now, no need to pout, 10% of the British electorate still want you as PM !