Caption Competition Mk III
Tiny began to wonder if she'd got the dress and 'chute the right way round.
Laughingly Tiny reported he had said to her, 'one day even men will be brave enough to jump from airplanes'.
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The true story of the invention of the Charleston comes from the flapping movement of the arms and legs while parachuting.
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Ok, scores on the doors for the weekend, winner is
Fitliker with
Drop yer flaps or it’s going to be a hard landing
Equal runners up are
Buster with
Betty always hated the Swing Shift…
and 622 with
Stop moaning Doris, there is simply no room in here for you after I put my golf clubs in!
My entry would have been,
Ok Doris we are about to do our final run along the crowd line, uncross your legs and let them hear the blue note.
Fitliker with
Drop yer flaps or it’s going to be a hard landing
Equal runners up are
Buster with
Betty always hated the Swing Shift…
and 622 with
Stop moaning Doris, there is simply no room in here for you after I put my golf clubs in!
My entry would have been,
Ok Doris we are about to do our final run along the crowd line, uncross your legs and let them hear the blue note.
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If that is your wish, it is your choice as the winner 
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Well someone do something,either free house or 662
So be it , Free House it be .
I liked that one as well . It supports the old school type humour .
Archibald says to his wife , put your coat on I am going out . Where we going she asks . I am going down the pub with my pals , and I didn’t want you to get cold when I turn the heat off in the hoose while I am gone oot .
I liked that one as well . It supports the old school type humour .
Archibald says to his wife , put your coat on I am going out . Where we going she asks . I am going down the pub with my pals , and I didn’t want you to get cold when I turn the heat off in the hoose while I am gone oot .
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Meanwhile back at the bat cave……
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Oh it's perfectly safe... just like falling out of a sixth floor window really...