Caption Competition Mk III
Get your bids in ladies and gentlemen ffolkes, last orders in five hours.
Had some good laughs with those.
I was thinking along the lines of Putin having just had an iron mask lovingly run up by the best Moscovite artisans for his favorite chef.
Ram air was good, and I had a fascinating read-up on cuckolds. And just what is it with the general unavailability of decent British dentistry???
But Henry VIII finding that ‘thing’ in any way sexy just has to take the cake.
Sue, hope you’re awake to see this. The buck is yours! Well, it was always yours anyway.
Your submission made me think of:
Air Supply
Making love out of nothing at all.
I was thinking along the lines of Putin having just had an iron mask lovingly run up by the best Moscovite artisans for his favorite chef.
Ram air was good, and I had a fascinating read-up on cuckolds. And just what is it with the general unavailability of decent British dentistry???
But Henry VIII finding that ‘thing’ in any way sexy just has to take the cake.
Sue, hope you’re awake to see this. The buck is yours! Well, it was always yours anyway.
Your submission made me think of:
Air Supply
Making love out of nothing at all.
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And this is our new PPE, it protects against Covid and eating birthday cake.
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Early female helmets were soon discarded when it was realise the Vikings could hang onto the horns and ride you like the bitch you were...
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As can be seen although the helmet was a success, the problem of severance at the neck was never solved.
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Prince Harry readies his helmet to clamp his brother in the Iron mask and usurp the throne as his not so double.
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Thanks - I paid attention this time! Even got up early to check
Hope this one's not been done before
Hope this one's not been done before
“Anyone got some jumper leads”
“I’ll have this one fixed in a jiffy!”
Thank goodness No2 not a problem!
Training jumps are never much fun!
Sorry guys I’m going to have to go around again we missed the DZ, err sorry skip we’re a bit busy right now
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I can see the problem, you have some sh*t on one of the prop blades, try cranking it to see if it will throw it off.
Hoskins you’re always hanging around!
OK Hoskins I know you’re a nervous jumper but we’ve only got 10 minutes fuel left.
While members of the Aggravated Buggery Club huddle on the port wing of the Super G-18, their fearless captain tries to pull start #1 engine.
- Ed
- Ed
Hey skip it is righty tightly isn’t it