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Hmmm... now I see why the Paris Air Show is called "Salon du Bourget".
When two corporations merge , Ann Summers and some company that sank all its development money into vertical take off fighter jets
They called it the Splooger jet , leaves a very pleasant strawberry fragrance in the contrails . Also available in Faberge Brut fragrance and Hai Karate for those seeking action and adventure
They called it the Splooger jet , leaves a very pleasant strawberry fragrance in the contrails . Also available in Faberge Brut fragrance and Hai Karate for those seeking action and adventure
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Haven’t you learnt anything in the last 100 years? Even Carefree tampons come with wings these days.
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Think of the weight saving without the wings….. Yes, I can see your point, but where do you now put the fuel…. Ahhh!
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And my next manoeuvre as I try to get airborne will be the barrel roll.
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The prototype of Thunderbird Three was not known for its looks, so was normally kept hidden under the swimming pool.
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Sub Lt Smithers RN, rued the day they got rid of the wooden barrel with the hole in it and replaced it with this contraption.
“It’s horizontally challenged,” explained the new Director of Inclusivity, “but in a good way, of course!” they hastened to add.
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Da comrade, the sanctions have started to bite with electronics, but ve learn to adapt and recycle, so to lift off you need to select spin cycle und extra hot vash.
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When it tent pegs, it'll make a nice memorial flower tub...
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Does my arse look big in this? Call 0800 1234432