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Followed by dark chocolate mints to leave that bitter after taste in your mouth.
Chef: NO, my Chicken, you stuff Moscow like this!
Putin: who said anything about Moscow?
Chef: aaaarh that let the cat out of the bag!
Putin: who said anything about Moscow?
Chef: aaaarh that let the cat out of the bag!
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Sorry Boss, Chicken Kyiv's are now off the menu..
P the cook: “You twist off the head of the Ukrainian Bantam like this…”
The other P, (head of something) seriously impressed, thinks: “O God, how I love this guy.”
The other P, (head of something) seriously impressed, thinks: “O God, how I love this guy.”
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And tonight I will be dishing up a national dish..
Belarussian Roadrunner.
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Belarussian Roadrunner.
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Do you like a tossed salad Prigozhin?, because tonight we are going to toss you.. out of a window
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Gosh isn't it quiet around here? No really, I'll call time later this evening if I don't nod off first, or first thing tomorrow...
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I don’t know where everyone has gone… I blame Buster… 
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Prigozhin: “And then when Skripal grabs hold of the front door knob, violà!”
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Well they're all winners in the shortest round ever - but the Catering Corpse Plum Duff Surprise goes to:
Mine might have been "I suspect we are in for a double defenestration, Comrade..."
Wow, thanks Tready.
Other duties for a while I’ll be back about lunchtime.
Mike
Other duties for a while I’ll be back about lunchtime.
Mike
Well that was a busy morning, some aviation content:-
try this one for size!
Mike
try this one for size!
Mike
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Well it don't look like a drone.
Heather woke up in surprise.
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I knew I should have worn my thermals...
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He used to be an F-105 driver...
Ah... Thud Ridge?
Yup...
Ah... Thud Ridge?
Yup...