Caption Competition Mk III
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I thought POTUS is supposed to fly on Air Force One...
Good Afternoon, Ladies and gentleman. I’ve just been advised by the Captain of new feature on this aircraft of a children’s play area. If they use the door at the rear of the cabin, they will be blown away by the spectacular views, there is no change for facility. Thank you
Some great captions so far. Let’s allow this to run till…say, the start of London office hours on Monday?
(Unless it stops dead with a flat battery.)
(Unless it stops dead with a flat battery.)
Gnome de PPRuNe
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CIRQUE DU SOLEIL on there way to the next venue
Another Vomit Comet passenger goes arse over teakettle.
- Ed
- Ed
CAA/FAA* inspection goes too far!
* delete as required!
* delete as required!
"Will the passengers in seat 69 please fasten their seatbelt"
Yes maam, we know we say our Premium Economy seats come with hot air foot warmers, and in our defense, they do. What seems to be the problem?
Engaging thrust reversers…
A good crop this time, and a hard task ahead.
Watch this space!
A good crop this time, and a hard task ahead.
Watch this space!
Nutloose: “And to the Australian in seat 43B, welcome to the northern hemisphere.”
Sealo0: “Some passengers need a moral compass reset.”
And Reds ‘n Greens: "...In the unlikely event of severe turbulence..."
Tickled my funny bone, but so did many others. The jury has come to a decision, you are all guilty, but some are more guilty than others, oh, and they thank you for the laughs.
In the event, artee does a Max with "Will the passengers in seat 69 please fasten their seatbelt"…
Would you take the con, sir?
Sealo0: “Some passengers need a moral compass reset.”
And Reds ‘n Greens: "...In the unlikely event of severe turbulence..."
Tickled my funny bone, but so did many others. The jury has come to a decision, you are all guilty, but some are more guilty than others, oh, and they thank you for the laughs.
In the event, artee does a Max with "Will the passengers in seat 69 please fasten their seatbelt"…
Would you take the con, sir?
Nutloose: And to the Australian in seat 43B, welcome to the northern hemisphere.
Sealo0: Some passengers need a moral compass reset.
And Reds n Greens: "...In the unlikely event of severe turbulence..."
Tickled my funny bone, but so did many others. The jury has come to a decision, you are all guilty, but some are more guilty than others, oh, and they thank you for the laughs.
In the event, artee does a Max with "Will the passengers in seat 69 please fasten their seatbelt"
Would you take the con, sir?
Sealo0: Some passengers need a moral compass reset.
And Reds n Greens: "...In the unlikely event of severe turbulence..."
Tickled my funny bone, but so did many others. The jury has come to a decision, you are all guilty, but some are more guilty than others, oh, and they thank you for the laughs.
In the event, artee does a Max with "Will the passengers in seat 69 please fasten their seatbelt"
Would you take the con, sir?
Try this for size:
No pilots were (seriously) injured during the making of this photo:
Plane nosedives into roof of hangar in crash at Long Beach Airport — pilot somehow survives
No pilots were (seriously) injured during the making of this photo:
Plane nosedives into roof of hangar in crash at Long Beach Airport — pilot somehow survives
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