Caption Competition Mk III
It's April 1st and the Air Force has delivered a Jaguar to an aircraft carrier, using a Chinook.
The Navy will take revenge by pushing it over the side, claiming it was trying to take-off.
The Navy will take revenge by pushing it over the side, claiming it was trying to take-off.
Now we are stationed just off Calais we are ready to deploy the Anti Immigration Flights again.
Pritti Patel will be impressed.
Let's hope they don't row as fast as the last lot.
Pritti Patel will be impressed.
Let's hope they don't row as fast as the last lot.
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I've been driving in my car
It's faster than my Jaguar...
It's faster than my Jaguar...
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Ok last orders... scoring on the morrow.. 
and then I’ll send the trophy over by Jag.............. don’t wait up.
and then I’ll send the trophy over by Jag.............. don’t wait up.
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Ok the scores are on the Doors, the winners are
Brian
Dougal
Dylan
Zebedee
The Jag
Or 622 with
It's no good Sir...you will have to reduce the speed of the carrier, every time we launch it..we catch it up and it lands again!
Runners up are Buster with
The crew hated it when the Jag was taking off. It's not easy to get a Carrier up to 88mph.
and Kiltrash with
Remember remember the Firework Code. NEVER return to a lit device if it don't fly...
622.... loading the trophy into the Jag as we speak, don't expect it anytime soon........
Brian
Dougal
Dylan
Zebedee
The Jag
Or 622 with
It's no good Sir...you will have to reduce the speed of the carrier, every time we launch it..we catch it up and it lands again!
Runners up are Buster with
The crew hated it when the Jag was taking off. It's not easy to get a Carrier up to 88mph.
and Kiltrash with
Remember remember the Firework Code. NEVER return to a lit device if it don't fly...
622.... loading the trophy into the Jag as we speak, don't expect it anytime soon........
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You are gonna need a longer runway Nutty!
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Hah! No one will shoot me with these adorable puppies in my arms. Damn, little bast*rd has sh*t all down my battledress...