Caption Competition Mk III

[cynicalint]

At this amplification reading, it really works! Look at the trench Hoskins' last fart created!

[c52]

"Hurry up, lads, I'm getting cold standing around like this."

[Kiltrash]

" LA Centre Aspen 30 Heavy Speed Check "

If you don't know the story read on...

" Aspen 30 LA Centre we show you at One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Two Knots across the Ground "
" LA Centre Aspen 30 we show a little over Two Thousand "

[c52]

It says "Use the keyboard to enter your car registration number."

[c52]

"Mobile advertising - project some text onto the screen, voice comes out of the speaker, and Bob's your uncle."

-- "And what exactly is mobile about it?"

[c52]

"The red flashing light on top ensures that our pilots don't hit it, and the enemy don't miss it."

-- "Isn't there something wrong with that reasoning?"

[cavuman1]

R1D1 - the early Star Wars years....

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Of course being this close won't affect my fertility, you two on the other hand...

[Wensleydale]

"...and the next car is doing 36 MPH, so we can stop him".

[Buster Hyman]

Guy on Right: "I say chaps, shouldn't you be wearing Hi Vis vests"?

[Buster Hyman]

Guy on Right, again: "You're a long way from Portsmouth if that's going on the Ark Royal!"

[Buster Hyman]

If you could just stand in front of it Sir, we'll see if we can't get you to glow in the dark.

[Ascend Charlie]

"I say, chaps! Can you hurry things along a bit? E.T. wants to phone home..."

[Wensleydale]

[c52]

Designed by an aging Minister of Transport aware of his own frequent needs, the dual-purpose parking meter and public convenience proved too difficult to use for all but the most able.

[c52]

"It's a Dreamcatcher and it will be installed in Downing Street to make sure that only sensible policies emerge from there."

[Kiltrash]

Joseph, Get ' Iron Dome Mk1 ' operational quick ..

[Kiltrash]

There.. Fish Pie is done to perfection. All I had to do is pierce the film lid and high power for 6 hours.
Now if only we could reduce the size to fit a kitchen cabinet....
Oh and a unexpected bonus 60+ bandits at 12000 foot on tract to... ( bangs the sides ) Milton Keynes
Stand down the fighters. That should drastically improve that ' New Town '

[ShyTorque]

“We’ve done it... the world’s first mobile phone! Now all we’ve got to do is persuade someone else to buy one....”.

[Kiltrash]

Gentleman farmer on right.
Many thanks for saving us from the Argies and installing the air defence radar on Mount Pleasant
But please can you hurry, the sheep are getting worried when you keep calling it the ' Wolf System '