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Sarge! I've solved our toilet roll shortage...
(ooops, great minds think alike Kiltrash!)
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So you're trying to tell us soldier, these are Saddam's secret labs we've been looking for and you expect us to run the story....
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The'yre a bit young to join the front line troops yet, but they've had all their jabs, Herpes and Gonorrhea.
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I called up over the air for multiple support and this is what we fecking got, a pair of support dogs.
President Kim, On behalf of our President, we would like you to accept these 2 vicious trained killers for your personnal protection. They don't eat much, dry biscuits and water should do. The dogs are a present to Mrs Kim.
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Say Captain, the models have arrived for our artist to create the new "Wolf Squadron" badge...
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Oh Sergeant Major, your wife wants you to mind the children for an hour while she gets her claws trimmed...
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When I said we could do with some female company and heck I’d even settle for a couple of dogs from the NAAFI, this wasn’t what I had in mind.