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The loadie wants to know, when they take a dump does he deduct it from the cargo weight but add it to the max all up weight or does it remain constant?.
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Hoskins, when I said we needed a new brand on board, what I meant was... Oh, never mind, send in Clott and you can tyr and organise a soiree at the brewery instead.
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“I got a free trip after they said they wanted my horns for the ailerons. You?”
“Elevators....”
“Elevators....”
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The cost of fresh milk deliveries to RAF Northolt raised some difficult questions for the Secretary of State for Defence in the House of Commons on Tuesday.
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#1 “Don’t wait for ramp, just jump!”
#2 ”No way ... I’m a Coward.”
#2 ”No way ... I’m a Coward.”
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Right, a load of good entries for this so I'll judge now.
Worthy runners up Treadigraph for his Steerage, Wensleydale for his Joint ops, 622 for his These were calves when we took off, Kiltrash for his Faster than a Jag.
But in 3rd Nutloose with,
In 2nd is Wensleydale with
And 1st goes to Chu Chu, and it's nice to see Hoskins get a win,with a great piece of lateral thinking
Trophy will be delivered by the ground handling agents, after they have finished using it to muck out the hold.
Worthy runners up Treadigraph for his Steerage, Wensleydale for his Joint ops, 622 for his These were calves when we took off, Kiltrash for his Faster than a Jag.
But in 3rd Nutloose with,
Skip, I think your letter to catering complaining about the beef sarnies had some effect, I’ve just got a note from him saying if you think you can do better I’ve sent you the ingredients to make your own.
When Transport Command went Barnstorming!
Told the insurgents can't hit the side of a barn, Hoskins loads the aircraft with cows.
Thanks, Dan! Lots of great entries on that one, but I'm glad Hoskins rose to the top (or is that sank to the bottom?) We'll see what the ag inspectors make of the trophy when it reaches this side of the Atlantic.
I'll give this one a spin:
I'll give this one a spin: