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Old 22nd May 2021, 18:35
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Do you think this is a appropriate time to ask him where the forklift is?
(cr Airplane the Movie)
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Old 22nd May 2021, 18:41
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The Star Trek convention lands and is greeted in Las Vegas....
Meanwhile Star Wars 10 opens in Los Angeles without one of its main characters
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Old 22nd May 2021, 18:43
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Prince Harry promotes his latest TV blockbuster..." The Me You Cant See "
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Old 22nd May 2021, 19:10
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You will wait here ... until you have received your Covid Test ...
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Old 22nd May 2021, 21:42
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Keep your shirt on. I'm not the first pilot that's landed at the wrong airport.

That's as may be Hoskins, but only you could land in the wrong galaxy.
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Old 22nd May 2021, 22:39
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"Look, Chewy! It's Anakin Skywanker!"
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Old 22nd May 2021, 22:43
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I don’t care if he is my father, where’s his hi-viz vest?
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Old 22nd May 2021, 22:59
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Cultural appropriation? You mean this isn't Gatwick?
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Old 22nd May 2021, 23:00
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We're all going on a Starwars holiday...
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Old 22nd May 2021, 23:02
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Dan-Dare meets Starwars...
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Old 22nd May 2021, 23:12
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Find her, find Princess Layover.
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Old 22nd May 2021, 23:13
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Give us a drum roll Darth..
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Old 23rd May 2021, 02:54
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Reckon those Dowsing Rods are reacting to my Bladder?


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Old 23rd May 2021, 06:19
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The LSO gets a job in civi street finds it difficult to fit in.
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Old 23rd May 2021, 06:20
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Mrs Hoskins finds her husbands flight sim has finally taken over his life completely
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Old 23rd May 2021, 07:29
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someone told Darth Vader that even pilots obey the marshaller and the Marshaller Empire was born.

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The Force was strong on Luke, but as Darth Vader found out that even pilots obey the marshaller, the Death Star was saved.

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The pilots couldn't be bothered with the Force so Anakin turned to the most powerful method in the universe: marshalling.
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Old 23rd May 2021, 10:56
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"Hah, do you think a couple of light sticks will stop us"?
"I have faith in the force, and some chocks for back up"



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Old 23rd May 2021, 11:51
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Darth gets very cross when Hans Solo strokes his wookie on the flight deck.
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As the British entry for Euro vision returns to blighty in triumph he did not expect such hatred from the Empire
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Pilot..." The Empire? The Empire ? The only Empire I know was on the High Street and closed in 1961."
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