Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Pilot wrote switched off the computer and relied on the force to achieve the mission. However was met with strong opposition by ATC for flying open skies.

[SASless]

The CAA's latest attempt to halt Aviation in the UK took a sinister turn!

[treadigraph]

The Empire Strikes Back almost as often as French Air Traffic Controllers...

[Kiltrash]

Later Darth wrote a strongly worded note to ACME That they only make Right Handed Light sabres. Did they not know 35 % of all the Sith are Left Handed.. This is grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.

[Kiltrash]

" In the Air ( drumming ) tonight. "
or
If I save up my money I can afford a set of drums.

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[Kiltrash]

Sacked Black Stig seeks employment at Dunsfold after being sacked dismissed when he wrote a ' tell all ' book.

(ps MUST remember not to use the same word in the same sentence...oh **** ..did it again..)

[Kiltrash]

It's not the Stig, it's the Stig's cousin with a boring normal job.

[Kiltrash]

Vader. .." Well that's a nice trick Yoda "
Yoda..." yes I can be whatever I want to be and here's my Trident "

[Kiltrash]

Vadar in a deep rasping threatening voice.... " Welcome to Minsk, your safety is our main focus. Your aircraft will now be searched for explosive devices "
" We thanks you for your patience and know you had a choice of airlines to fly with "
Pilot...." will this count against my On Time Arrivals bonus? "

[NutLoose]

Having called in the exorcist, attempts were made to finally rid the airport of RyanAir.

[treadigraph]

Who's the daddy?

[NutLoose]

Ohhh crap, it’s the CAA carrying out a ramp inspection again.

[Kiltrash]

Yes on my analogue Ariel on my helmet I can get 4 channels.
Space TV, NASA TV, Mars Rover TV and Space 1999....

[Kiltrash]

To close for missiles, switching to dark threats of the mind against the week willed.

[Kiltrash]

Pilot thinks, Why is that priest giving us the last rights? on our flight to Vilnius?

[Kiltrash]

Pilot. .." Whew made it somehow after that windshear on finals with 2 engines out, no hydraulic pressure on the green channel and the jack screw collapsed due to no lubrication."
Co- Pilot..." Why is the handler dressed as Lord Vader" ?
​​​​Vader replies ..." Cause they were all out of Grim Reaper outfits..."

[622]

He might be an all seeing dark Lord, but if he looked closely he would see the chocks....so telling us to stop is a bit pointless!

[622]

Pilot " I told the airline that naming this aircraft the Millenium Falcon was asking for trouble!"

[622]

"He said he wants Han and the Wookie....... I assume he means Johanes the Steward and Brenda the hostie who ran out of leg wax last week"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Him? Dunno. I have heard he used to be a Lord or some such. Supposedly got busted back to the ranks after that Death Star fiasco a few years back.