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Old 24th May 2021, 09:42
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Anyone else banned from Ryanair force down discussion on this forum or only me?
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Old 24th May 2021, 09:58
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"I think he is telling us that Sabre is down, and we need to do manual check-ins."
"Yeah, he looks a little cross."
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Old 24th May 2021, 10:20
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"Must be a typo Sir, I requested a couple of replacement SARBE's"
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Old 24th May 2021, 10:59
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MOL won't be letting anybody off until they've coughed up an extra pony for the diversion to Minsk.
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Old 24th May 2021, 11:21
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I'm not sure what he's saying, but I think he said he wants some wookie, or was it nookie? hmmm.....you better ask the Hosties if anyone is willing to take one for the team...
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Old 24th May 2021, 11:25
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"Must be a typo Sir, I requested a couple of replacement SARBE's"
I think he was foiled in his request for SARBEs, He doesn't look very epée about it. Perhaps we shoud be en our garde.
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Old 24th May 2021, 11:33
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Hmmm I'm not sure about the Welcome to the UK part, the rebel green cross is for residents, but the red cross for none residents seems to take you to the darkside.
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Old 24th May 2021, 13:16
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Lord Vaders Anti Gravity sticks successfully lands the aircraft after the catastrophic mid air collision that severed the fuselage aft of the wings.
Not such a bad lad was he...
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Old 24th May 2021, 13:54
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What the… Surely he’s just taking the Sith?
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Old 24th May 2021, 14:06
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"Oi Vader, can't you read?...its says Star Alliance...not Rebel Alliance ....you want the star cruiser over there for them!"

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Old 24th May 2021, 15:34
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The entertaining results from subcontracting Personal Protective Equipment to a company with theatrical links .

This is not the gate you are looking for .....
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Old 24th May 2021, 15:54
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The stealth trails of the Dark Star Gate Homing System held great promise for Ryan Air Pilots.
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Old 24th May 2021, 17:02
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Not a caption

how many more captions about the wrong gate are we gonna get
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Old 24th May 2021, 17:04
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As Lord Vader worked at Las Vagas he was glad to have a Pith helmet for the summer heat.
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My what a big helmet you have. Well you know I am 6'12" so everything in proportion
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As the 8 am Hooters flight landed no one was brave enough to take on Dave and Marshall the attendants themselves.
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Old 24th May 2021, 17:11
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Due to Covid-19 in Hollywood, out of work actors have to take whatever employment is going.
" Well I have to pay the child maintenance somehow "
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Old 24th May 2021, 20:34
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If we dress in black, no one will blame the White Russians for this.
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Old 25th May 2021, 00:03
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You are not at this gate, you have never been to Minsk, nothing happened on the flight, you have a full passenger complement, you have never heard of the Men in Black, please look at the Neuralyzer and have a nice day.
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Old 25th May 2021, 00:58
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Not a caption

how many more captions about the wrong gate are we gonna get
"Is that really the Dark Lord?"
"No. You can tell by his gait."
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Old 25th May 2021, 01:34
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Luke sees his chance to rid the universe of the dark lord, so shoves both throttles through the gate.
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Old 25th May 2021, 11:54
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OK if you cant beat them, join them.

Although Luton Airport have planned the expansion down to the last detail, it was only when the first aircraft arrived it was discovered that the Gate numbers had not arrived.
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Pilot, WTF, he expects me to jump over that Gate?
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Once we get the sheep off, that Black Collie dog can shut that Gate.

There done and dusted....


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