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Old 1st Jun 2021, 16:58
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Bond begins to wonder how the re-make of this would turn out in today's flexible assignment of genders.....as he was quite happy with the original plot.
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 05:45
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"Choose your jokes wisely, Mr Bond, it may well be your last."
"OK, try this one: A Scotsman, a German and a Korean walk into a gold bar..."
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 08:15
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Honestly Goldfinger, I may have beaten you at golf but it definitely wasn't me that reversed into your Rolls...
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 08:16
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If it's all the same to you Goldfinger, I'd much rather have the gold body paint...
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 08:58
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Bond and Goldfinger reveal their deepest secrets at the local SM club: ball busting is so last season, this is all the rage now.
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 09:07
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You seriously do not think Max Mosely died of natural causes do you Mr Bond, He died strapped to this very table.
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 09:10
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Do not worry about infection Mr Bond, it has been tested and found to cauterises the wound.
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 10:55
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Yippee ' Found ' some Wi Fi in deepest darkest Somerset, am quite near RNAS Yeovilton so not unusual there. Don't even have a phone signal, ....however I digress will call this 13.00 over drinkies time on Thursday so as the boy scouts say..be prepared.
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 11:02
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Look on the bright side, Mr. Bond. You'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.
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"What do you mean, you booked in for eye surgery not a circumcision?"
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 12:24
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Don't worry Mr Bond, we will make light work of this.
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 12:27
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Yes Mr Bond, Cynthia Bond has a nice ring to it, I tried to convince M to change her name when she transitioned too.
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Old 2nd Jun 2021, 12:28
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When they introduced Woke into the Royal Navy I thought then, if I can't beat them, join them.
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 07:18
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No Mr Bond, I expect you to cry like a girl...which in a matter of minutes you may very well be!
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 09:17
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While watching this old movie in the flat above No. 11, Boris imagined a similar scenario involving Dominic.
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 09:19
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to shut your facility down Goldfinger. You do not have the required warning notices for using a laser.
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 09:37
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Bond thinks: "Typical. Q gave me a gadget to avert everything but this..."
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 10:13
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No Mr. Bond, it’s coming from under the floor. You see, I have acquired some Sharks with friggen laser beams! Muahahaha!
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 11:25
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Mine would have been along the lines. ..
No Mr Bond at times like this being hung like a horse would not have been an advantage

or

Yes my latest invention for sheep farmers to castrate their animals and cauterise the wound at the same time. But first we need to test it on humans as required by the animal cruelty society.

however their can only be one winner and that honour this time goes to 622 with.

Originally Posted by 622
No Mr Bond, I expect you to cry like a girl...which in a matter of minutes you may very well be!
over to you sir
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Old 3rd Jun 2021, 11:56
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Many thanks....so swiftly onto the next!

..away you go!

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