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Old 27th Jun 2021, 16:32
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Don't knock that pipe out on this shell or I could be heading for a catastrophe
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 17:31
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Hypen-Smyth was in for a rude surprise as he confused the purring sound to be that of the Kitty instead of the clockwork fuse so cleverly designed by Bae!
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 17:53
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Major, soon to be General, Doolittle tries to think of a suitable code word for a successfull bombing run
How about Kaiten? ?
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 17:54
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Tortoiseshell. ...
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 17:56
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“And this, Kitty, is what we Gunners call a “Salisbury Plane”.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 17:57
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Paul Tiddles is suprised at the size of the first Atomic Bomb.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 17:59
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Right let's see if a cat can still land on its paws when dropped from a great height...
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 18:00
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Well yes after its fired the cat cleans the barrel ready for the next shell
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 18:02
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A clearly faked photo, as nobody or any thing was plastered with Flanders clay.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 18:08
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Rupert's sole duty in the Offensive was to feed the Unit Mascot.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 18:30
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I was going to follow Gibson's example and signal the operation's success using your name, old boy - but apparently "The Whitey has landed" is a bit colonialist...
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 18:48
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Teaching Tiddles to fly the shell was only half the battle. The real problem was how to paint mice on the target without the enemy noticing.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 18:51
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A theme park especially for cats? Tiddles felt he was not being told the whole story.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 19:00
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“Well, General Melchett, the science is simple … we use gravity. We just haven’t found a use for it yet.”
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Moggy, the Kamikaze Trench Rat Killer was primed and ready.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 19:07
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Hoskins, out of sight behind the Officer, practiced his "I'm a little teapot" routine for the Corps Revue.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 19:31
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"Unfortunately, someone ordered the engineering officer to "Blow the Kitty" at the next party.
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 19:32
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"I will now give a demonstration of "Cat 5".
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Old 27th Jun 2021, 19:33
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We found it in a Hun trench. We identified it as a "Mauser".
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The Mess ran out of toilet paper, and so we had to find a substitute......
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