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I said come to ones room in bare skin you silly old fool.
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Someone said they’re would be cake, so I’ve brought my sword.
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Remember you’re not dressed up like that for show, when Harry and Megan bow, it’s orf with their heads.
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You may laugh, but it’s gone straight through my bloody foot.
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PTG: "Do the Mashed Potato!"
Brenda: "We are getting down with our bad self!"
Offstage Audience: Chuckle
- Ed
Brenda: "We are getting down with our bad self!"
Offstage Audience: Chuckle
- Ed
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You put your right foot in
Your right foot out
In, out, in, out
You shake it all about
Your right foot out
In, out, in, out
You shake it all about
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Let’s hope there are no more chinkies at this do, bloody slitty eyes, I hate them.
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And why do we all have to wear bloody white gloves, this isn’t pot black you know.
Always the practical joker, the Duke of Edinburgh stifles a grin as his Bride steps into his Krazy Glue trap. Never one to be outdone, her Maj gets the last laugh, however, as hubby's dress sword sheath is affixed to the floor and his left hand.
- Ed
- Ed
HSE has no bounds.....requiring chin straps to be worn under the Lip but over the Chin in case the furry thing topples over backwards....thus minimizing the injury to a elephantine like Probiscus but no broken neck.
HSE Note: Requirement is waived during strong rainfalls due to risk of drowning
HSE Note: Requirement is waived during strong rainfalls due to risk of drowning
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Honestly Philip, you mustn't say that during your "grandfather of the groom" speech, they'll have us shot! It is funny though!
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Winston was quite right... dead birds don't fall out of nests!
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Oh Philip, honestly! The white eared elephant joke needs you to pull your pocket linings out as well...