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Don’t worry, Biden says he’s got your back… Biden?…………..…Biden WTF are you…?????
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Oh wait, I forgot my pet hamster!
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meanwhile back at Bagram….
All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin'
It's early morn
The C seventeens waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome
I could die
Oh babe, I’m really glad to go
So kiss my ass and smile for me
Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again
There's so many times We’ve let you down
So many times We’ve played around
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I'll think of you
Every song I sing, I'll sing for you
When We come back, We’ll kiss your ring
So kiss my ass and smile for me
Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again
Now the time has come for us to leave
So, One more time
Let us kiss your ring
Then close your eyes
And We’ll be on our way
Dream about the days to come
When We won't have to leave alone
About the times, We won't have to say
The Taliban won and were on our way
So kiss my ass and smile for me
Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again
But, I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when We’ll be back again
Oh babe, I’m glad to go
..
All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin'
It's early morn
The C seventeens waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome
I could die
Oh babe, I’m really glad to go
So kiss my ass and smile for me
Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again
There's so many times We’ve let you down
So many times We’ve played around
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I'll think of you
Every song I sing, I'll sing for you
When We come back, We’ll kiss your ring
So kiss my ass and smile for me
Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again
Now the time has come for us to leave
So, One more time
Let us kiss your ring
Then close your eyes
And We’ll be on our way
Dream about the days to come
When We won't have to leave alone
About the times, We won't have to say
The Taliban won and were on our way
So kiss my ass and smile for me
Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again
But, I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when We’ll be back again
Oh babe, I’m glad to go
..
Last edited by NutLoose; 27th Aug 2021 at 20:22.
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This ain’t going to work, look ‘es ‘opping in a straight line, I understand destroying all records, but our hopscotch court was a step to far.
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Remember it’s hop skip and jump.
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I don’t know what he’s running for, they shipped the NAAFI wagon out on the last Herc.
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He says he’s forgot his porn stash.