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Ok, sorry for the delay, scores on the Taliban doors are as follows..
Winner
Chu Chu with excellent eyesight and a witty reply
You were the one who said to shoot out the tire.
Okay, okay. But how was I supposed to know they had a spare?
2nd
Ascend Charlie with
"All the wires on your suicide vest are WHITE! You gotta have some red and green wires so Bond knows which one to cut!"
3rd Dan Generous with
We didn't get any American kit, but I've sent off for a utility belt and a Batman mask, and I'll be keeping Islamic law on the the streets of Ghazni in no time.
Runner up MPN11 with
OK, now did The Prophet say we drive on the left or the right? This is getting so complicated already.”
Winner
Chu Chu with excellent eyesight and a witty reply
You were the one who said to shoot out the tire.
Okay, okay. But how was I supposed to know they had a spare?
2nd
Ascend Charlie with
"All the wires on your suicide vest are WHITE! You gotta have some red and green wires so Bond knows which one to cut!"
3rd Dan Generous with
We didn't get any American kit, but I've sent off for a utility belt and a Batman mask, and I'll be keeping Islamic law on the the streets of Ghazni in no time.
Runner up MPN11 with
OK, now did The Prophet say we drive on the left or the right? This is getting so complicated already.”
Early Japanese chemtrail experimental weather modification machine and combination essential oil diffusers for larger garden parties , as used in a later Kate Bush videos .Imperial Inspection required to ensure the correct balance of flowery essential oils using the ceremonial dip stick sword combo to ensure the most excellent quality control of fragrances .
Early Mk 1 acoustic device found to be useful for acoustic location of persons with a fondness for beer and beans and or firing large caliber noisemakers .Accurate to within four kippers or a large tray of Sushi .
Well it sounded funny by the Spike Milligan voice in my head
Early Mk 1 acoustic device found to be useful for acoustic location of persons with a fondness for beer and beans and or firing large caliber noisemakers .Accurate to within four kippers or a large tray of Sushi .
Well it sounded funny by the Spike Milligan voice in my head
Having introduced this sport for the Olympics the Japanese expect to clear up on the medals ...as no one understands the rules.
Yes Sir but why mounted on wheels??
Paralimpic version...
Yes Sir but why mounted on wheels??
Paralimpic version...
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Ohh those, they do nothing, we built them because they keep the Greeen Party and that annoying Swedish brat off our backs, as they believe we are saving the planet by cleaning the atmosphere with them.
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We intend to surround Afghanistan with them, then play Barry Manilow 24/7, we believe we should be able to flood 78% of the country with music.
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Yes they are for blowing bubbles, unfortunately after the intial trials Michael Jackson is suing us.
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This Honourable Japanese version of blunderbuss to shoot the sh!t out of enemy aircraft...
Ah so! Does it work?
So far we only accidentally shoot sh!t out of Base Commander's bedroom window - he velly angry and Mrs Base Commander madder than Lumplestiltskin!
Ah so! Does it work?
So far we only accidentally shoot sh!t out of Base Commander's bedroom window - he velly angry and Mrs Base Commander madder than Lumplestiltskin!
(This caption didn't work last time, so I'll try it again
With the internet still decades in the future, the first You-Tubas made their appearance.
With the internet still decades in the future, the first You-Tubas made their appearance.
We shall use it to fart in the direction of the sons of hamsters and fathers who smell of elderberries .
We are perfecting it to disarm someone armed with a piece of fruit .
Any Monty Python reference is purely intentional as the Tuba like weapons have already mastered the theme song. The Liberty Bell by John Phillip Sousa .
We are perfecting it to disarm someone armed with a piece of fruit .
Any Monty Python reference is purely intentional as the Tuba like weapons have already mastered the theme song. The Liberty Bell by John Phillip Sousa .