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“Yes, these propaganda loudspeakers will show Goebels how it should be done!”
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Music should be played LOUD and for the visit of the New Ambassador, he will think he is on the battlefield of 1812 .
Early heavy metal enthusiasts gather for the launch of Motörhead’s first overseas concert . You can shout loud after a heavy metal concert but nobody will hear you !
Early heavy metal enthusiasts gather for the launch of Motörhead’s first overseas concert . You can shout loud after a heavy metal concert but nobody will hear you !
It's why they call it the "Phoney War" sir. The operator shouts "Bang!" into the mouthpiece, and the machine does the rest.
Wait 'til Mr. Methane gets his hands on this!
- Ed
- Ed
Well no, it's superior Japanese technology, We have reduced the 1000 meter telescope so can see out to the further reaches of the Universe. Saves all that messing about with the Shuttle, Mr Hubble.
We got these from the DPRK. Seems their Great Leader has no need for the " Multiple Suppositories Dispenser " any more. Once he found the blockage was President Trumps head up his backside
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We play the sound of canon fire through them, it scares the sh*t out of the enemy and the locals, it's also greener than using real artillery and cheaper too.
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You've heard of the Fog of War yes? well those are the horns that produce it.
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We've built them for Biden, we told him leaving Afghanistan was an error, he obviously couldn't hear that well.
Afghanistan's initial effort to build a Foghorn Leghorn robot proved to be a dismal failure, Ah say Dismal, Son!
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"I hope I'm not seeing a flat tyre there ..."