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They’re faxing it through right now sir, it’s marvellous what they can do these days with implants, not only can you now talk out of your ass, you can fax too.
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.According to Bradshaw’s railways guide we should be near the railway
Ah, this looks right, the sapphire throated warbler. . . "noted for its untidy nests" -- Yep!
The bad news is it's an endangered species.
The good news is the offspring should fledge in about five weeks.
The bad news is it's an endangered species.
The good news is the offspring should fledge in about five weeks.
OK...time 'weed' out the entries and pick best in show....
Runner up is NutLoose with:
It's true, it says it in the customs small print, we cannot apparently invade Australia untill all seeds, nuts, and plant life have been removed from our personages or irradiated, we then also need to get sprayed with some bug stuff...
But the winner is treadigraph with:
Says here that it's a skylark which has protected status. You can't disturb it till the chicks have flown the nest.
Well done....and over to you!
Runner up is NutLoose with:
It's true, it says it in the customs small print, we cannot apparently invade Australia untill all seeds, nuts, and plant life have been removed from our personages or irradiated, we then also need to get sprayed with some bug stuff...
But the winner is treadigraph with:
Says here that it's a skylark which has protected status. You can't disturb it till the chicks have flown the nest.
Well done....and over to you!
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Thanks 622! Try this one for a day or two...
I'm 100% behind this mission. But do the refugees really need an Ikea living room?
(Sorry about my last entry, Treadigraph -- obviously I think slowly and forget quickly.)
(Sorry about my last entry, Treadigraph -- obviously I think slowly and forget quickly.)
This'll hit 'em like a ton of bricks!
- Ed
- Ed
The Ikea delivery plane drops a "some assembly required" chimney into a customer's backyard.
- Ed
- Ed