Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Coyotee has to think ' Outside the box ' in another attempt to get Road Runner

[Kiltrash]

Right that's all 24 Padlocks applied, ( Shouts ) Are you sure about this Mr Blaine??

[Kiltrash]

Are you sure this was Mr Wallis plan for a bouncing Bomb? ...no wait someone at Bae folded the plans all wrong...

[Kiltrash]

What do you mean the door is 6 feet wide and the load is 3 Meters wide....So what's the problem?

[Kiltrash]

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....and finally tonight...you'll be pleased to know ..
((High pitched squeeking voice and tears in the eye ))

' No the straps are not too tight, why do you ask ??'

[Chu Chu]

The original PSYOPS plan was rather different. But we had to do the best we could with the broad casters Hoskins found.

[NutLoose]

It’s the first of the Afghanistan international aid funding for delivery to the Taliban, are you sure you’ve set the fuse for it to air burst at 100 foot?

[Wensleydale]

The final stage of the LM course was to prove that you could be a basket case.

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, let it go! The Sub’s below us!
Ha! This will screw with those Navy guys!

[NutLoose]

That’s one hell of a firecracker.

[Buster Hyman]

How big was that exhaust port on the Death Star again? I’ve gotta tell ya, I’m not confident.

[NutLoose]

It was a brilliant idea of yours, pick up a duty free washing machine in Mexico, then push it out on finals as we pass over married quarters and before we have to clear customs.

[NutLoose]

There must be an easier way to empty the bog, also I don’t think it’s a good idea doing it over downtown Washington.


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[Chu Chu]

But Sir, you said we were going to Milan and you wanted to see the pallet fall on the runway.

Fall palette, Hopkins. Fall palette.

[Ascend Charlie]

"NO, Sarge! Stop pushing! My boot's caught in the aa
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[Wensleydale]

"This mission is going to be a picnic!"

[622]

'Hoskins...you sure this 'burial in air' is ok?'

'Sure, the Navy do it at sea don't they!'

[622]

"It says it's from Amazon and will I accept it? "

"...Apparantly my neighbour was out!"

[Kiltrash]

The Sheep won't half be surprised where the new hay and straw came from...
But we're over Central Croydon with no farm land below....
Yes i know

[Kiltrash]

Air Force guys at back....

Just let them get on with it, keeps them happy. It's a Army thing
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Dunno why they just don't wait till we land, saves all that re packing malarkey. Still justifies their jobs I suppose