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Old 20th Mar 2021, 10:52
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SNP... Small Nuts and Penis
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Hi I’m Dirk Dangler the female wrangler
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There was a wee cowboy from Inverness
Who fancied he’d like to wear a dress
He went to a Tailor
Who said “Hello Sailor,
Is that little thing from Loch Ness?”
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Alex spots Buster in the audience, "Hey you, Buster! It's no a dress, it's a skirt"!
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The judge later accepted a plea of Diminished Responsibility
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At the University graduation dance the theme was Vicars and Tarts. Alex could not descide which way to swing.
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I canna wear me tights in this rig.
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Wee Eck auditions for Britain Scotland's Got Talent with his Star Trek impressions:

"She cannae take any more, Cap'n! She's gonnae blow!"

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Ah made ma Sporran fra Beaver pelts...
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Nae I'm no Phil McCavity or Ben Doon.
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....and tonight on Celebrity Come Dancing we have Breveheart whose Catchphrase of " They'll Never Take Our Freedom " was adopted by the Scottish population . The only country that voted against Independence.
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Quacking? Ahh that’ll be ma ass cheeks, I’m as tight as a ducks........
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In third place,
Shytorque with:-
“Cowboy I might be, but still better than the clown you’ve already got running Scotland!”

second
Ascend Charile with:-

Whoever-this-is shows what the lead weight in his sporran is holding down.

But the cowboy setting off down the runway is first place is;-
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Aye, if she can break the Ministerial Code, then I can break the dress code - and do ye ken why ma shoes are so shiney?

The Trophy is in a sporran on the runway if you care to go closely enough to retrieve it!
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Thank you Cynicalint, very kind, that's knocked me right off kilter!

I think this may be topical still - I had thought of using a similar image of David Cameron but I wasn't sure anyone would remember who he is...


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There, all done! And I won't tell anybody that this was actually the large dose of antibiotics required after your VD check.
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There all done, Dr Starmer had prepared this one specially for you.
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Mumble, mumble, mumble,
oh do speak up Prime Minister your not on the Piers Morgan show anymore...
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Thank you for your DNA Mr Johnson, now we can confirm exactly how many children you have.
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Well, all the other cyclists are on steroids, so you may as well have some too.
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"I was thinking about the Shadow Cabinet".

"Ah - another case of clots on the brain"!
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