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SNP... Small Nuts and Penis
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Hi I’m Dirk Dangler the female wrangler
Evertonian
There was a wee cowboy from Inverness
Who fancied he’d like to wear a dress
He went to a Tailor
Who said “Hello Sailor,
Is that little thing from Loch Ness?”
Who fancied he’d like to wear a dress
He went to a Tailor
Who said “Hello Sailor,
Is that little thing from Loch Ness?”
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I canna wear me tights in this rig.
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Wee Eck auditions for Britain Scotland's Got Talent with his Star Trek impressions:
"She cannae take any more, Cap'n! She's gonnae blow!"
"She cannae take any more, Cap'n! She's gonnae blow!"
....and tonight on Celebrity Come Dancing we have Breveheart whose Catchphrase of " They'll Never Take Our Freedom " was adopted by the Scottish population . The only country that voted against Independence.
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Quacking? Ahh that’ll be ma ass cheeks, I’m as tight as a ducks........
In third place,
Shytorque with:-
“Cowboy I might be, but still better than the clown you’ve already got running Scotland!”
second
Ascend Charile with:-
Whoever-this-is shows what the lead weight in his sporran is holding down.
But the cowboy setting off down the runway is first place is;-
Treadigraph with;-
Aye, if she can break the Ministerial Code, then I can break the dress code - and do ye ken why ma shoes are so shiney?
The Trophy is in a sporran on the runway if you care to go closely enough to retrieve it!
Shytorque with:-
“Cowboy I might be, but still better than the clown you’ve already got running Scotland!”
second
Ascend Charile with:-
Whoever-this-is shows what the lead weight in his sporran is holding down.
But the cowboy setting off down the runway is first place is;-
Treadigraph with;-
Aye, if she can break the Ministerial Code, then I can break the dress code - and do ye ken why ma shoes are so shiney?
The Trophy is in a sporran on the runway if you care to go closely enough to retrieve it!
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Thank you Cynicalint, very kind, that's knocked me right off kilter!
I think this may be topical still - I had thought of using a similar image of David Cameron but I wasn't sure anyone would remember who he is...
I think this may be topical still - I had thought of using a similar image of David Cameron but I wasn't sure anyone would remember who he is...