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Floats like a butterfly
And stings like a bee
No underpants; it's the
Scottish Infantry
(Excuse the pause in the middle, the sound of a Merlin interrupted my train of thought!)
And stings like a bee
No underpants; it's the
Scottish Infantry
(Excuse the pause in the middle, the sound of a Merlin interrupted my train of thought!)
Lads, don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. Looking up at us, their eyes will be nothing but white!
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Ach…. that’s vot General McAuliffe in Bastogne meant by der nuts.
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The Bosche unwisely attempted to capture the delivery of Mars Bars. The Glasgow contingent arrived to save the day.
Well Minister, you did say you wanted the army to "help" people get to the vaccination centers....
Yah Sargent Major the platoon is coming back now pretty sharpish
Why did those silly buggers go over early ?
It wasn't your whistle they heard, it was Fatty O'Donnel's fart !
Why did those silly buggers go over early ?
It wasn't your whistle they heard, it was Fatty O'Donnel's fart !
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Loganair ground staff enforce Priority Boarding.
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The Knights who say NI regretted saying "Bring me a Shubbery" when they was how it was being delivered.
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I'm Jock the Peg, diddle iddle iddle um...