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Old 26th Oct 2021, 16:05
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At St Ives the harbour tours guarantee you will see Dolphins jumping out the water....
"It's all done with this little button and the 600v TENS machine " . Explained the operator to Greta on her holidays
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 16:08
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In the Marine Mammal High jump S20 Paralympic event Flipper had the Swimming in Circle duo event competition sorted


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Old 26th Oct 2021, 16:11
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The over wing engine were designed to combat water ingress. However due to Climate Change it was all a bit pointless
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 16:14
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As Flipper performed the triple back somersault he was heard to say..." Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.."
( Cr Douglas Adams...)
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 19:39
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This? No its the " Japanese Whaling Ship Alert System '" Fitted by Boeing, what could possibly go wrong??
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 00:35
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It’s the gun camera for the anti swimmer dolphin. They were getting pissed after not being credited with kills.
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Look Ma….No hands!
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 00:38
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Yah it’s a Chinese dolphin, how did you know ?
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 00:40
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Good thing that thing is not a death ray…..Oh wait….
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 06:48
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Bae System Barrow present the new Periscope Mast for the Dreadnought class SSBN. However still can't quite disguise the Optics...
That's another £10m please. ..
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 06:59
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Attenborough presents the camera ship for his new underwater series...." Blue Planet ( swimming through raw sewage off the South Coast of England ) .
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 07:02
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Police Scotland show off the surveylance system for Cop 26 in the River Clyde....
It's all natural should keep the tree huggers happy.
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 07:42
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Oi! You tell bloody Greta Garbage from me that I'm a bloody carnivore and tuna is wot I eats. Bloody seaweed! Bloody crustacean food is bloody seaweed...
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 08:49
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And Cilla jumped out shouting suprise!
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 10:05
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What's that Skippy, young Toby's fell down a mine shaft.
Have I got the right script?
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 10:38
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Flipper finds gainful employment as a freelance paparazzi. Next stop Mustique.
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 15:50
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USN train dolphins to swim under the Russian vessel and take photographs before escaping at speed.
If only we had these in Portsmouth..mused Buster ( Crabb)
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 17:54
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Tiddles later promised to take on little birds only after a particularly stressful time catching a minnow...
( Should have gone to Specsavers. ..other Opticians are available )
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OK Flipper, we need a surface and a sub surface pass along the nudist beach.
Aye aye Cap'n


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Old 27th Oct 2021, 21:22
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If you're happy and you know it, clap your, errr, flippers!

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