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Old 15th Nov 2021, 04:45
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I blame Buster for my dismal failings at this one, he normally makes us all look good.
Compliment accepted. Thank you.
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 04:47
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No, no Chastity, that's not how you Pole Dance! Nutty, show her...
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 04:57
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Even Section Officer Harvey shows surprise at the power of a vindaloo fart
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 08:06
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Doris had to be physically supported and calmed after the traumatising event...

...Seeing a spider in the bath always had that effect...
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 08:09
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...I dont care if you are a charming prince.......the shoe does not f******g fit...now get off me!
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 09:43
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The Military's sexual harassment case has been dropped after no supporting evidence has been found.
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 11:29
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And with one good bite, Rachel's DoD funded sex change op was complete.
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....and then the rest of the section proved that childbirth was NOT the most painful thing to happen.
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 14:08
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There is a tool for every task and sadly you appear to be missing the vital one to firke some sense into him...
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 14:36
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Trying to explain the offside rule was just too much for Doris!
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 15:31
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Hi all, Not a Caption but as we don't appear to have heard from TIEW I intend to judge this tomorrow, Scotland Time
Am in Glasgow for the Denmark game and on the overnight sleeper back to London so will call sometime soon after 10.00 when I get home.
Put this brave lass out her torment, so Last Orders Please
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 15:33
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The mixed three legged race team were disqualified after it was found Winston had an undeclared foot stashed in his shorts..
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After being struck by a surge of electricity, Doris suffered a negligent discharge.
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“It’s a man’s life in the USAF” … so goodbye, Chelsea, but a good effort (apart from your gender camouflage, which scored 38C.)
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 20:48
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I knew we could make her sing.
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 22:02
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The ventriloquist’s dummy, while very realistic, was a two man job to operate.
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Old 15th Nov 2021, 22:17
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Nearly done, these blow up dolls are pretty life like aren't they.
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Old 16th Nov 2021, 09:05
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Several good captions along the lines of Covid, and Taser, I would have mixed them together with

In an effort to increase the Covid and Flu jabs, Police forces are instructed to tip the barbs with the both vaccines...So far no adverse results noted

However this time the honour goes to fitliker with

Originally Posted by fitliker
I hate it when they do not warm their hands at airport security . .
Honourable mention and runner up to OMAAbound With

The Military's sexual harassment case has been dropped after no supporting evidence has been found.
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Old 16th Nov 2021, 11:39
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So I am too late with my "definitely airforce, look crabs"...

Congratulations Fitlicker..

Buster failed us all again
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Old 16th Nov 2021, 13:03
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Shall we have an Open House ?
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