Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Tell you what, this new Wonderful Fuel, is fecking amazing..
( Not suitable for F35....glad Pilot is ok )

[fitliker]

Some pictures speak , this one says “Ouch “

You can be sure this will not be the five minute arguement , but the full half hour !

[SLXOwft]

Given the impending time of year:
Training Captain addressing 2nd Officer Alladin Hoskins, who is standing on carpet in hat with no sign of coffee.
"Well young man, do you still think that was an opportune moment to say 'Open Sesame!'?"

Charlie Croker :'For God's sake don't move, if the gold shifts it'll blow the bloody wings off!'
FADE IN : 'It's a self-preservation society'
ROLL CREDITS.

[Chu Chu]

I knew it was a mistake loading that last wafer-thin mint.

[ORAC]

”If think the chick’s big, wait till see the size of the mum when she comes to feed it…..”

[Kiltrash]

Thought there may be problems when we just squeezed on that last pallet of self inflating Hydrogen filled Sex Dolls... Del.

[Kiltrash]

Think we're gonna need to change the Captains seat covering before the next flight

[Kiltrash]

There, I can now reach the light pole and change the bulbs .....

[622]

"We just need the long weight to counter balance it....I sent Hoskins to get it from stores ages ago.....where is he?"

[NutLoose]

Now in the RAF we used to carry a Navigator up front to compensate for the weight of the Loadmaster down the back..

[Kiltrash]

My what a big mouth you have Grandma, said Budgie the Helicopter...All the better to gobble you up you Insignificant little pest, never bother me again...
( and let that be a lesson to you children, not all elderly people are nice to children...Happy Christmas. .)

[ShyTorque]

“Next time tell the pilot to warn us before he gets off and takes his wallet with him!”

[cavuman1]

Unlike MD-80's, elevator examination is made easy on some Boeing 747-series aircraft.

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

That's weird. It didn't have any balance problems before it tried the rotor challenge.

[Kiltrash]

The Pilot, Jack Screw, reports full and free movement. ...On the prototype B747 Drone

[Kiltrash]

Loadmaster shouting down..." I told you she couldn't take any more....but nooo UPS knew better "

( Other freight companies are available )

[Kiltrash]

The crew knew now the last pallet was on they had done their job, and departed for a early Friday finish..." There Christmas done, piss off to the pub "

[Kiltrash]

Well if this shows the level of planning in Qatar, does not much promise for the World Cup...

[Kiltrash]

White Shirt
Didn't know that Airstair Hydraulic system was THAT powerful.
Orange overalls
Well no Hoskins overrode the safety cut out.

[fitliker]

The Trebuchet Boarding Stairs combination MK 1 still had some kinks to be ironed out before deployment to shorter runway city centre airports l