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Old 30th Nov 2021, 19:23
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Well i converted my conservatory to a mock up of a Space Shuttle. Now all I need to do is make all these blinking lights blink in sequence...
( Airplane 2 )
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 19:29
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Мне нравится, когда у меня между ног есть что-то покачиваться

(I like having something to waggle between my legs...)
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 19:31
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Get President Biden on the hot line. Tell him I may drop by with a little present later on...
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 19:36
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What are you doing, Red Leader?
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 20:35
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I really don't like kids, I'm just pretending to be a pilot!
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 21:00
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Err, Comrade, that is the Captains seat.
Da…..
……carry on.
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 21:01
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Too close for missiles, switching to bare back horse riding…
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Don’t shoot. It says VIP!
Verified Identity Putin!
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Old 30th Nov 2021, 21:35
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Shown here: The President of the Russian Federation demonstrates the Martin-Bakerovski erection seat.

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Old 30th Nov 2021, 23:04
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Is that a joystick between your legs or are you just ha...*BANG*
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 00:35
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"What did Chiefy mean when he said this cockpit has one more knob than usual?"
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 03:31
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Comrade, nice space suit, but not really needed in this Ekranoplan....
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 05:52
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The first one to call me an "aviator" gets sent to Siberia.
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Battery charging on the President's new electric car was quite complicated.
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 07:11
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What is that whistling noise? Is the window open??
No Mr President you just farted. .
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 07:14
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Originally Posted by MPN11
“Is Simples”, said Sergei the Meerkat off-camera.
However PLEASE Mr President don't fire the Laser
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 07:19
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All alone in Thunderbird 5, John wonders if Alan will bring him Kayto for some 'company' on the next resupply mission...
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 07:21
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Hoskins took working the Batista machine seriously.
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 07:24
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The President vowed he would not send his Pilots on a one way mission unless he faced that himself....




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Old 1st Dec 2021, 07:36
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No Mr President, you bum does not look big in that.
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