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Old 16th Dec 2021, 06:20
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At the Squadron Panto Alladin doesn't fancy mucking about with Magic Carpets
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 06:23
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Amazingly Andy continues the inane smiling even with a Rotorblade stuck through his head. ...However A&E said the Ambulance would be at least 6 hours as it was not life threatening...
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 06:34
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"I'm looking for what's left of the fingers of my left hand, they are in the swash plate here somewhere..."
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 07:03
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Of course I checked the intake blanks were removed...
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 07:56
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"I'm disappointed, they said I could come ride a Belle and it turns out it's a helicopter after all...."
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Andy checked his log book and yes there it was, confirmation he had ridden this one before. .
There 10 Nov 1990, Windsor to Heaven and back, Call sign Maxwell, +2 occupants Jimmy Saville and ' Friend ' Fixed for for me ...
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 08:16
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Having finished his Giselle training with 705, S/Lt HRH Prince Andrew thought he could mount anything.
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 08:25
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“Good morning! Please allow one to use the Royal wee, sorry, we!
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 09:33
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The Westland Affair? Which woman was that? Is there a Pizza Express in Yeovil?
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 11:01
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Sorry, Stand down, mission scrubbed, your mum's cancelled lunch...
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 11:10
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After a particularly harrowing 24 months of his life, The Duke of York wistfully thinks back to the happiest days of his life...
No not when he was in the Military that's the wrong memory ...It was when he was waiting for Beatrice and Eugenie outside the school gates..
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Old 16th Dec 2021, 19:03
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"Yeah,Sure i can fly this,no sweat"!!
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Old 17th Dec 2021, 11:31
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ITV get a bit concerned when they realise just who is the helicopter pilot for the female contestents in I'm a Celebrity
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Old 17th Dec 2021, 11:34
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Examiner...
Andy, congratulations on passing your pilots licence,
( ...and thanks for the large brown unmarked envelope )
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Old 17th Dec 2021, 11:39
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On the Friday before Christmas ( yes i know that's next week but hopefully this caption will be called before then ), Andy gets ready to Escort Santas Sleigh over the Falkland Islands...
The sheep however get a bit worried
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Old 17th Dec 2021, 18:21
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It's got nothing to do with the Lynx effect. The babes just love me.
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Old 17th Dec 2021, 20:26
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The gloves offer some protection to ones knuckles when checking the fluids of the “Brazen Hussy “
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Old 17th Dec 2021, 20:44
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Wanna be my little Princess?
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Old 17th Dec 2021, 20:50
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And one day this Prince will grow up to live in a beeeg house, San Quentin.
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Old 17th Dec 2021, 21:52
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A concerning trend with the amount of Lynx references... Just paints a picture of how some of you smell I think!

However, as there's been no sign of the SAS being dispatched from the Palace, I shall judge this one to get the weekend off to a new comp.

Therefore, over to you AC, you naughty boy!

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"You say this one is 16 years old? Nah, get me a younger one!"
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