Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

If this was put on 'What Cockpit ' Some Anorak would not only tell you the Aircraft Maker, Type, Model, Operator, Flight to and Registration. Sad Gits.

[Kiltrash]

Sorry Miss, I know you were invited to the cockpit but rules are rules, the FO must remain in his seat...

[Martin the Martian]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

If this was put on 'What Cockpit ' Some Anorak would not only tell you the Aircraft Maker, Type, Model, Operator, Flight to and Registration. Sad Gits.

Hey! I resemble that remark.

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, so now you need to take a firm grip of the Cyclic...
But, this isn’t a Helicopter.
I know...

[Buster Hyman]

Sudden spike in RSI claims by the crew...

[Buster Hyman]

Now, isn’t this easier than in an Airbus?

[Kiltrash]

On the bridge Seven of Nine does not find anything unusual with this. It's Efficient after all

[Kiltrash]

HAL 9000 Is upgraded to be Gendar Neutral. Takes all the fun away complained the crusty old Captain.

[Kiltrash]

As the engines spooled down for the last time, the Pilot was heard to sigh..." I used to be the Queen of the Skies "

[Kiltrash]

Captain, does my bum look big in this?
Of course not m'dear, your in the Whale.

[NutLoose]

My, that stick shaker doesn't 'arf jiggle them.

[NutLoose]

You must have seen George in Airplane, well.. the principal is just the same, but i won't deflate on you...

[Kiltrash]

Thank you First Officer for stepping in at short notice to cover a sick colleague so this flight could go ahead, but when you said your uniform was in the wash we did think you had something else to wear.

[NutLoose]

Good to see you’re wearing a tie, one is just not dressed without one.


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[Kiltrash]

My the rules on Uniform in the Cargo sector are fairly lax.

[NutLoose]

I was told dressing smartly often gets one upgraded to business class, but I found out early on dressing down got me upgraded to the flight deck.

[Kiltrash]

The distressed passenger thanks her knight in shining armour, Andrew for rescuing her from that rat Epstein.

[Kiltrash]

Phew just made the last seat on the last flight out of St Tropez before the £5000 fine

[Kiltrash]

On a flight from London to Manchester, you don't get long in the " Mile High Club " so i started without you.

[Buster Hyman]

“TERRAIN.....TERRAIN.....PULL UP...”
Oh fer Gawds sake Betty, put a top on!