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And when the Americans enter the war, and they will, they'll be over here, over paid and over sexed. You ladies have to be prepared to defend yourselves.
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In an unfortunate oversight, Fraser is about to discover that suggesting Bayonet Practice to a bunch of Scousers has a totally different meaning!
...and if you turn your Lee Enfield 90 deg clockwise it can also double as a suitable 2 yard ( none of this European Metric Nonsense ) to provide social distancing from some Randy ol Sargent who has not been getting any on the home front...
At Bletchley Park the de coders are trained to defend the places secrets from any inquiring newspaper Reporter
..Now remember we are just a typing pool for the Daily Planet and nothing interesting goes on here and there are no motor cycle couriers comming and going in the middle of the night with secret orders.
There is no red telephone to the War Rooms and we do not have pointed barbs in our shoes to kick the enemy...
Well done no 6.....or should I say Anne Franks?
..Now remember we are just a typing pool for the Daily Planet and nothing interesting goes on here and there are no motor cycle couriers comming and going in the middle of the night with secret orders.
There is no red telephone to the War Rooms and we do not have pointed barbs in our shoes to kick the enemy...
Well done no 6.....or should I say Anne Franks?
Judging the Womens Auxillary Balloon Corps beauty contest was a job Sgt Hoskins took very seriously .....in the end a winner was chosen and whisked away for a Romantic weekend in Skegness.
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We are arming you to protect your virginity in case of invasion, but looking at you lot, it’s a waste of good rifles.
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I said cock, hook and look Doris, don’t look at me like that, I was referring to your gun.
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Don’t worry Bert, we’ll show Trump transsexuals have a place in the ma…err woma..errr transexuals army
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Going Commando? I already am....my bloomers down on the assault course!
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"it may be a replica Drill Weapon, lassie, but I have the real thing."
* My Boarding School in Jamaica had wooden rifles for the CCF, but they weren't as good as those!
* My Boarding School in Jamaica had wooden rifles for the CCF, but they weren't as good as those!
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They say after Germany took France things looked pretty grim in the U.K., and after looking at you lot who am I to disagree.
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We’re deploying you to the frontline to demoralise the German troops who think they will rape and pillage the U.K.
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We’re going to drop you behind the enemy lines with these wooden guns to cause mayhem and mischief and taking a nod to history we are going to call it Operation Wooden Whores.