Caption Competition Mk III
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And you, young man, have been a naughty boy this year, so all you are getting is a Typhoon. Now off you go, and tear a Panzer Division a new one.
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"Please, Santa, why is your 122 Wing Tempest wearing the A2 code for a 514 Sqn Lancaster?"
"Sod off, smartarse ..."
"Sod off, smartarse ..."
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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As young Johnny was receiving his Typhoon from Santa, a feeling of despair came over Tommy, as all he could see in Santa's sack was educational toys.
"Ho Ho Ho, well Timmy....there is a life lesson to be learnt there....details are important!
If you wanted a 1:72 Airfix one you should have specified that!...now get it out of here before the Police arrive, theres a good boy!"
If you wanted a 1:72 Airfix one you should have specified that!...now get it out of here before the Police arrive, theres a good boy!"
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Sorry son, the lateral flow test shows yer Covid positive. No presents for you my lad!
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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“… and be gentle with your clogs, children. This herringbone brick paving on the dispersal cost the Squadron fund a fortune.”
Join Date: Mar 2010
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Boy: “Thank you, Santa. Please, what is a DVD, and who is Emmanuelle?”
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S: “… and if you give me your sister’s address, I’ll call back to see her in a couple of years.”
Avoid imitations
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Well, Hans, here is a present for sticking your finger in the dyke. She says thank you very much and Merry Christmas..
Ok Luke, despite what your mother told you, I am not your father.
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The prospect of a week of cold turkey sandwiches took the edge off the celebrations.