Caption Competition Mk III
Dear Santa
It has been reported that you were observed airside without a high viz vest. After investigating the case I have determined that the report has been verified. As a result you are now permanently banned from the grounds of the Lower Gumboot Upon Mersey air statIon.
Signed
FO, I. M. Scrooge
Military Police
It has been reported that you were observed airside without a high viz vest. After investigating the case I have determined that the report has been verified. As a result you are now permanently banned from the grounds of the Lower Gumboot Upon Mersey air statIon.
Signed
FO, I. M. Scrooge
Military Police
With regret sonny I am being made redundant after this year so Suck Off the lot of you !!
Ps I'm only a marketing toy to shift total crap tat from China, Make tbe Banks even richer, get you to be nice to your parents and eat your Sprouts....
Ps I'm only a marketing toy to shift total crap tat from China, Make tbe Banks even richer, get you to be nice to your parents and eat your Sprouts....
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”Dear Santa, what I really want is for Nutloose to judge, so I can go and play with the girls.”
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Apologies for my tardiness, I totally blame alcohol…. Will read through the entries and award presently.
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Ok scores on the doors
and totally so wrong it’s funny..
Kiltrash with
and finally
Not so little Tom at the back eyes up Agnes tight arse hopeing no one else notices
Buster with
"An Epstein Business card? That doesn't sound very Christmassy..."
shytorque with
Well, Hans, here is a present for sticking your finger in the dyke. She says thank you very much and Merry Christmas..
but I’m going to award it to Buster, 2nd Kiltrash and finally 3rd goes to Shy.. over to Buster.
I was thinking along the terms of “sorry Hans, we haven’t any fire crackers left, but here’s a clip of .303, throw them in the bonfire for the same effect”
or
”.303? I wanted a belt of 20mm
“
and totally so wrong it’s funny..
Kiltrash with
and finally
Not so little Tom at the back eyes up Agnes tight arse hopeing no one else notices
Buster with
"An Epstein Business card? That doesn't sound very Christmassy..."
shytorque with
Well, Hans, here is a present for sticking your finger in the dyke. She says thank you very much and Merry Christmas..
but I’m going to award it to Buster, 2nd Kiltrash and finally 3rd goes to Shy.. over to Buster.
I was thinking along the terms of “sorry Hans, we haven’t any fire crackers left, but here’s a clip of .303, throw them in the bonfire for the same effect”
or
”.303? I wanted a belt of 20mm
“
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Just a heads up, I’ve sent him a pm, but he’s probably strapped across and still stuffing the Turkey.
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A man barely registering on the human gene pool.
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Maybe he’s gone walkabout…. I must admit he is normally punctual. Have sent another PM. Hope he is ok.
The drive to the bottom of the catenary went without incident but then what had been a ripping wheeze proved to have a flaw - wheelspin.
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Well they did say it was air portable
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I don’t know, the things we get roped into.