Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

Some cracking entries so far, I’m keeping abreast of them.

[Longhitter]

After a nice run of very positive comments on the appearance of my missus (just kidding) it is time to send the CST back across the Channel to Nutty for humorously pointing out some blatant gender inequality:

Originally Posted by NutLoose

I don’t see anyone complaining about builders crack now, do you?

Remember: if you don't wipe the dust off the display units they will not reflect very well...

Congrats and over to you!

[Kiltrash]

Thank you Ms Higginbotham for providing a visual service that altitude does not affect Breast Implant Size. Now we just need to redo the test 20 times, going down...

damm late on the round out ...again.

well done Nutty

[NutLoose]

Thanking you try this sucker

[c52]

"Damn formal occasions! Weather like this just makes me want to strip off, as long as there's a film crew in attendance."

[Longhitter]

‘Is that a whiff of Novichok coming from your pants or are you just happy to see me?’

[Ascend Charlie]

"Gotta get a better dandruff shampooski..."

[Kiltrash]

Look up there, it's a aircraft trailing. Suddenly I feel I could conquest the World

[Hydromet]

The Kremlin has introduced a new test to weed out gay Generals. Comrade Panziski fails.

[Kiltrash]

Putin....Remind me again whose funeral is it we are attending??
General...Suhss not so loud he's not dead yet.

[Kiltrash]

Sorry execution called off, till the weather gets worse. The press can see how we deal with traitors

[Kiltrash]

General why are you front and centre, have that photographer ' re-educated ' .

[treadigraph]

Phew, that borscht was playing havoc with my guts - what a relief to sneak out a silent one. I don't think anyone noticed...

[c52]

"Of course you can't see the low flypast in this weather, but I still expect you to look like excited small boys."


OR

"Of course you can't see the low flypast in this weather, but you must turn your heads towards where the noise is coming from."

[Kiltrash]

Now we have been freezing are Asses off for 4 hours on the tarmac to welcome President Biden what do you mean he has nodded and no one has the nerve to waken him up.

[MPN11]

Putin thinks ... "If I had military uniform, I would have big hat to keep snow off my baldness. It always works for British Royal Family."

[622]

"OK.....whoever is humming the Frozen theme STOP"

[622]

General Grueberski (middle) is 'outed' with photo evidence as Lt Olga Knickerlessski is seen getting out of the Staff car!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Pssst....did you see the previous caption picture?
No, I wasn't looking. Honest.

[Buster Hyman]

God, I could murder a Bear right now.