Caption Competition Mk III
Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
Scores on the doors - pending Buster reappearing and reclaiming his turn….
1st - Dan_Gerous
“When I joined the Pay Corps, I didn't realise this was how they carried out wire transfers.”
2nd - Chu_Chu
“That's the "wire guided" sorted. Now we just need to bolt on the rocket launcher.”
3rd - NuLoose
“Ok Smithers the officers are crossing, turn the juice back on the high tension cables”
1st - Dan_Gerous
“When I joined the Pay Corps, I didn't realise this was how they carried out wire transfers.”
2nd - Chu_Chu
“That's the "wire guided" sorted. Now we just need to bolt on the rocket launcher.”
3rd - NuLoose
“Ok Smithers the officers are crossing, turn the juice back on the high tension cables”
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I have just emerged from a medically induced Coma. Nutty awarding me first place was all too much! (Must've been painful for him too!)
Actually, I was a tad busy dealing with some Festive Fires etc so my apologies... and genuine gratitude for the well wishes too!
Please carry on Dan. My entry would've been "Dammit! I only volunteered because they said there'd be no strings attached!"
Actually, I was a tad busy dealing with some Festive Fires etc so my apologies... and genuine gratitude for the well wishes too!
Please carry on Dan. My entry would've been "Dammit! I only volunteered because they said there'd be no strings attached!"
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It’s alright, I’ve written it into my New Years resolutions not to make that mistake again 
Well on New Years Day there is one piece of good news, welcome back Buster.....
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Dan on the far side look forward to the Pony Express getting through the Badlands with the Trophy ....well done sir
However
Dan on the far side look forward to the Pony Express getting through the Badlands with the Trophy ....well done sir
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What’s the good news?
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Man below in turret… can anyone smell fish?
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Fear Naught isn’t our motto love, it’s all about government cuts to the tank force and our fear about how many we will end up with.
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It’s Challenger, not Challengeher and your names not Anneka.
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Apparently the bridge ahead is a couple of wires.
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Tell the driver that he's going too fast, he's too close to the tank in front, he's taking the corners too sharply and if he doesn't drive more quietly I shall get out and walk.
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Why are you looking backwards?
I’m the Navigator, we’re else should I be looking?
I’m the Navigator, we’re else should I be looking?
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It’s all well and good, but why are the mirrors all the way down there on the front of the tank, how can I be expected to check my make up and hair?
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These bloody big colourful flags make us stand out like a sore thumb in this snowy landscape, at least the French over on our flank appear to have recognised the problem and are flying white ones….
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"...and I christen this submarine....what's its name, driver?"
"Its a ferkin' TANK!"
"Oh, OK, I name thee Fur Kin Tank! Funny name for a submarine..."
"Its a ferkin' TANK!"
"Oh, OK, I name thee Fur Kin Tank! Funny name for a submarine..."