Caption Competition Mk III
General....Captain what's that Woman reporter doing in the tank .....
Captain ...Well sir it's the new all inclusive equal job opportunity LGBTQ+ initiative by the Defence Secretary .....going out live on the BBC and Sky
General....Oh. .I thought it was that awful Janet Street Porter person...carry on...
Captain ...Well sir it's the new all inclusive equal job opportunity LGBTQ+ initiative by the Defence Secretary .....going out live on the BBC and Sky
General....Oh. .I thought it was that awful Janet Street Porter person...carry on...
Obviously pleased with her " Virgin Experience " Tank driving gift from her husband...
Well she cannot do too much damage to that he reasoned...
Later that statement was proved. ..well wrong...
Well she cannot do too much damage to that he reasoned...
Later that statement was proved. ..well wrong...
This?? Well I don't need any of that reverse parking malarkey at the shops, I just leave it wherever I want...
Aren't you worried about the Traffic Wardens???
No the don't have wheel clamps big enough...
Aren't you worried about the Traffic Wardens???
No the don't have wheel clamps big enough...
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“I thought you said you were desperate for a go in the turret, not the toilet!”
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I do hope we aren't going to cross that wire bridge in the last competition, Captain...
No minister but we are going to cross a truss bridge later on, they are nice and strong!
Are you suggesting I'm fat?
No minister but we are going to cross a truss bridge later on, they are nice and strong!
Are you suggesting I'm fat?
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Telegraph: Minister goes out on patrol in a tank
Guardian: Sinister goings on in a petrol tanker
Sun: What a pair of bazookers!
Guardian: Sinister goings on in a petrol tanker
Sun: What a pair of bazookers!
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No Minister, no... the German Army had Panzers in the war, they weren't pansies... well, perhaps a few...
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