Caption Competition Mk III

[MPN11]

Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Not a caption: What's the deal with the gap along the bottom of the windscreen?

Is a Caption …“Ah, Tony, that’s the fresh air inlet. You said you would bring fresh air to Politics, once I told you to say that.”

[NutLoose]

I hear there’s a bit of rivalry between you and the Brown jobs, I have that problem too.

[Kiltrash]

Wooden mockup presented at Farnborough to show what the real one would look like in production.....The Aircraft is the only real thing in this picture

[OMAAbound]

I'll keep it short this week,

i declare the winner to be

Cynicalint with - "This is IT!, the path to my knighthood!"

and the runner up

MPN11 - “Can we call this a business meeting”

I would have gone with something like "Do you think this is a good idea Tony, illegal wars aren't for everybody you know!"

OMAA

[cynicalint]

Thank you OMAAbound!
As the last aircraft was not real, let's try this one...

[Dan Gerous]

The new Red Arrows, and all operated by SAC's

[Kiltrash]

At the Ministry of Defence the 2 meter rules during the Christmas Party is taken seriously, however as the night wears on, and the drink flows, the rules go a bit ' soft '

[Kiltrash]

Due to a broken answerphone Ms Delboy found out the hard way the Fancy Dress party had turned into a wake...

[fitliker]

Aviation themed fashionable fart sack , collects up to three days of farts or two hours of MRE’s farts to be sold on the internet at inflated prices to the pervert punters and coprophilia enthusiasts . Jars sold separately.

[Wensleydale]

A replacement for the Hawk T1 has been procured for 100 Sqn to use in their Red Air role.

[Wensleydale]

The RAF Board panic as they realise that they need a gender neutral term for "The Red Baron".

[Wensleydale]

A new security initiative for the Royal Family has been unveiled. In case of any incident, the VIP dons the new protection outfit and declares Purple Airspace...everyone within two miles has to vacate the area.

[OMAAbound]

Boris Johnson reveals plans for cost cutting in the RAF, may have gone a little too far!

OMAA

[ShyTorque]

Woohoo, guess where the joystick is!

[fitliker]

Captain Tigger says ; Lower your gear and flaps , it is going to be a bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy jumpy bumpy clumpy thumpy landing , brace brace brace

[Ascend Charlie]

It's only a little plane, with short wings, for those short legs.

[Kiltrash]

Invited to Ally Pally to see the ' " Arows " Mrs Hoskins tries to upstage her husband

[Kiltrash]

In an attempt to re connect with her husband , Mrs Ward welcomes him back at the dockside

[Kiltrash]

All went well till the presenter pinned the " Blue Peter " badge to the outfit....

[treadigraph]

You don't need to shoot a let down, Hoskins, just pull the bung out.