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We managed to requisition the gun and crew from HMS Pinafore.
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Are you sure this is what is meant by dress down Fridays?
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So I said to the CO, I wouldn’t half mind getting into ‘er dress and giving ‘er 8 inches, how was I know it was ‘is wife, so ‘ere I am manning this bloody 8 inch coastal battery dressed like a flipping tart, how about you?
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The Colonel has asked me to accompany him to the Officers' Mess dance tonight as his wife is visiting her sister in Minehead.
Ooh, that's nice, lucky you! No one's invited me yet, though the Padre keeps winking at me.
He's not winking, dear, he has a bad tic...
A bad dick eh, fancy!
Ooh, that's nice, lucky you! No one's invited me yet, though the Padre keeps winking at me.
He's not winking, dear, he has a bad tic...
A bad dick eh, fancy!
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Oh, I'm a Gunner and I'm OK
I drag up at night and I fight all day...
I drag up at night and I fight all day...
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Just wait until Beagle gets a flash of my webbing, 'e'll soon forget that Susan York...
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Are you coming to the dance tonight Bert? rumour has it that Yank wiff the stockings will be there..
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I 'eard Corporal Clinger has taken to wearing 'is uniform again as 'e can't be declared insane if we are all wearing dresses.